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Couldn't have said it better Dawn!

Cheney doesn't need one either!

I was surprised to hear that Bush was getting a colonoscopy. His head's been up there for so long, he should've been able to tell the doctors what he sees. (more of our tax dollars wasted)

Go one step further: Take back the Presidency from the rat-pack Democrat Congress.

As much as I think Bush is the worst thing to happen to this country, 18 months of Dark Vader would be ten times worse.

I am glad I didn't know Cheney had assumed power until it was over. Bush is scarey enough with out the stress of Cheney as our Leader. I'm glad it was only a couple hours.

Jay Leno had it right, the doctors who did the colonoscopy finally found Dubya's head.

i needed a laugh and got one as usually from all you idiots that love to say Bush is an idiot and Cheney is Satan.. Yet, after 7 years, the Constitution is still intact. Nothing like the overreacting and lying leftist.. Shouldn't you be out defending cop killers or something, its such nice weather today.

In addition to finding Bush's brain (i.e. Rove) up his colon, the four other "polyps" ("political yes-persons") were tentatively identified as Gonzales, Lott, McConnell and Petraeus.

Doctors immediately name the five polyps;

Osama, Constitution, Truth, Honesty, and America!

They were transferred to Gitmo within moments of removal………………………………

“WE THE PEOPLE”

We should all pray for Mr. Bush's good health. After all, if something removed him, we'd all have to deal with the ultimate force of Darkness-initials: RBC!

Isn't Hillary due for one of these as well, after all it is advisable for "men" over the age of 50?

Last time Bush had a colonoscopy they found something: his head. Anyone knows how long it takes to do a brainoscopy? I recommend that for the president, vice president and congress.

Last time Bush had a colonoscopy, the found something: his head. Anyone knows the medical terminology of brain check? Is it brainoscopy?

Sorry to disappoint all the doomsayers, but the world did not come to an end while Cheney held the reins of power.

Well, dictator Bush is back from anesthesia. Thanks goodness. It would have been absolute tyranny if Cheney became dictator for more than the time it took for his minion to have his procedure.

It's a pity the colonscopy couldn't go a little further and examine Bush's head as well.