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Not relevant but these posts are hilarious and sadly, mostly true. You folks are genius!

So was he able to put Bush in charge for those short hours he was under the knife?

Just imagine with a new set of batteries how much more corruption he'll be able to generate!

A Vice President with Batteries! This Administration is gettin scarier by the minute! No wonder they're against stem cell research they want to spend the money on Robotic Research.

That's a good start, Lance. But please finish the story. That's only the prologue...

What Will They Think of Next?
or Dick Cheney's Pacemaker needs batteries, not included.

Libby? signing statements, habius corpus, nukes in North Korea, torture, fear, clean air? Blackwater dirty, every child left behind. Ducttape your windows, Osama boo, Wolfowitz through. 9 fired attorneys, 1 mired attorney general. Special prosecutor? dis-union, dissolution, discontent. voter fraud? election fraud. no blacks allowed. Tim Griffen resigned, caging lists, Greg Palast, missing emails no longer. Orange alert, terror dry runs, 911 in Iraq, Iraq caused 911, huh?
Impeach them, Impeach them, Impeach them. Do not wait, have mercy, take time, listen, look around, Impeach them, Impeach them. Stop, what’s that sound?
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It’s democracy, run aground.

So the operation was a success.......too bad!

after all these years you mean to tell me he's ONLY a vice president. I thought for sure he was the president of the US

I DO NOT CARE

HAHAHAHAHAHA. This story can't be true. Cheney doesn't have a heart!!!!

Gentlemen...we can rebuild him

after they replace his fusion core,,,, HE'LL BE BACK

I don't give a crap about Cheney! He'll be sure he's taken care of!

Let's give this much coverage to the dead and wounded soldiers coming home from the Bush/Cheney war!

So many are NOT getting the care they need!