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Now let's see. How about Arkansas. I think that the guys down there have great southern accents. I also like the Brits accent. Either one will do. I can't stand those accents from the Bronx. They say sta – star, hea -here. Thats sounds terrible.

Thank goodness the political parties control America's elections. I'd hate to think of all the problems this country could actually fix. Who needs the Constitution.

Sure, why not.

While we're at it, can we move the general election up to about June or so? I'm getting antsy.

It's funny how everyone is up in arms about moving the largely insignificant primary dates around when we oughta be moving the general election up so we can get rid of Shrubby a little faster.

There needs to be some reform to the primary voting procedures for president.

I say, all primary votes should be the same day across the country. It is wierd that Democratic candidates are boycotting any events in Minnesota because that state has moved their caucus date to the same day as Iowa and New Hampshire.

Why do these states have to be the first always? Why not have all states done the same day?

This could have MAJOR repercussions on New Hampshire, as it makes it more likely that the NH primary will stay in January. Read why here.

Mr. America is surprised others are not weighing in on this important issue! Giddins caucus recommendations are captivating.