Keep your satire on TV!
I don't blame either party for turning their backs on his self-promoting BS. Your show is great…but your schtick has already been done–and it was tired then.

Oh Give It Up Colbert! Who wants to hear about your weeping sessions every time something disappoints you. We hear enough weeping from Bush.

Thank God they took action to spare the world from another Weak Weeper in the White House!

What real man let alone a Nation's Leader would ever amit to weeping!!!

And now we hear there is a Comedian named Colbert who pretends to run for President for the purpose of providing some funnies for the currently stressed to the hilt Americans and then slinks off to silently weep alone!!!
(Laugh Button Please)

Bring on the Brown Paper Bags this is the Colbert's Ad Nauseum Hour!

Laugh and the World Laughs With You. Cry and you Cry Alone !!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Only tears of laughter here. I can see this Movie as a Box Office Hit in another few months.. The Comedian Turned Weeper Cause He Couldn't Run !!! HAHAHAHA
Too bad he's too blind to see how Ridiculous he really is.

Thanks for the laughs Stephen. Here's lookin at ya! HAHAHAHA

There is a council that decides who runs for President? How American is that…send that crap to Russia or I may move there.

I cant believe you did not get a nomination, the us needs a fresh face with fresh new ideas for home security, bring our troops home and spend all the money on home security and build our own economy from within our own borders, plants, jobs, the strength of our United States is being lost to billions wasted on other objectives!

Gore/Colbert 2008!

Colbert was never serious about running for President. His request to be on the SC Ballot makes me ashame to be a South Carolinaian. With the current state of the oil world teetering on an arms race and more instability, Colbert's antics does Presidential politics an injustice.

He should be spending his time figuring out his show scripts with writers, directors, and etc. discussing going on strikes.

I heard Obama's people lobbied to keep him off the ballot.

1) is he not smart enough to write his own material? If he was a different kind of candidate, he would not rely so heavily on writers like other traditional candidates do.
2) The strike gives him a convenient excuse not to attack Democrats, which would be like Rush Limbaugh attacking Republicans.

Funny how these Hollywood comedians are nothing but hollow faces without their written monologs to read from. Larry, Moe and Curly must be proud..

Let'm strike… WHO CARES!! It won't last long.
These types of arrogant, opinioned, politically biased blowhards can't stand to be bottled up for long anyway. Add to that an election year, and I'd bet it lasts less than 2 weeks. Let'm eat crow..

I'm glad to see Colbert take two very negative things (the 13-3 and the writer's strike) and make it comedy. He should run Green Party. About time we give ol' Ralph Nader a break…

Selfish Hollywood writers! They are ruining America's fun.

He has the forum, run a write in campaign and run it for both tickets. Nothing to lose and heck have some fun at their expense at the same time.

Okay, there is something seriously wrong with this website, too many comments get deleted. I will now stop visiting cnn.com.

Even though Stephen Colbert will not have the opportunity to be president, I would still like to see an age-progression image of what he would look like after eight years in office as President of the United States – I'm sure it would be much more interesting than the age-progression images of Britney Spears we are currently suffering.

You know, I would not be surprised if, some years from now, this man becomes President. These things have a way of happening in America. People didn't take him seriously now, but the future is uncertain. From now on, it all depends on his actions.

That would be funny if they let him run.

This election we need some real issues to be fixed. Him running in the election might steal enuf votes to cause an underisable canidate to win. The election in 2012 Go for it. But now hold off till we are out of this cowboy diplomacy nitemare of the world. And children who are doomed to pay off thousands of dollars of medical debt before they even become adults lol.

colbertforsouthcarolina.com

Let's get him back on the horse

My Top Ten reasons for Colbert as President:

10.) Really, do we need to have any reasons to vote for this guy?

9.) The next time a comedian goes on TV and gets the guys from Crossfire fired it could be the Prez himself.

8.) Nacho Cheese Doritos

7.) Second best interviewer after John Stewart. Maybe this way the leader of the free world can actually hold a conversation with the rest of the leaders of the free world. Instead of just trying to look like they are having a good time together.

6.) 1.200.000 Friends on Facebook

5.) "I, Stephen Colbert, do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe . . . Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant".
If you can say this really fast, you can run this country better then most current runners-for-the-presidency.

4.) ~4200 new voter registrations since putting a link up on Facebook, thats 1 voter a minute. Maybe soon 53 percent in the great state of South Carolina go vote.

3.) The other guys didn't think that he was who they thought he was. They let him off the hook!

2.) Vice President: John Stewart

1.) He is funnier then W, and he does it on purposery.

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I wouldn't even waste my time……YOu are just like Clinton who give calculated answers……What a coincidence this is with the strike!! Why didn't you go off air immediately you were not allowed to be on the ballot…I certainly want no jokes with the next presidential candidate and I rather say it now till the pain is gone in my head to listen to another republican…..stephen, give us a break please!!

And I weep with you Stephen Colbert, let the world now notice the lunacy that has gripped the land and cast a giant shadow over the integrity of the Fifth Estate!

America cries beneath the heel of the power that destroyed your candidacy.

'The Dream Endures!' is the new rallying cry of the oppressed and often ignored populace of this great country of ours! Let the Pandering be the vehicle of the Clintons as the journey to obfuscation and vaguaries continues!

The Fight Goes On! The Dream Endures!

kthxbai

I guess if he weeps over that, then he should not be president. Why don't you go to Iraq and get on the ballot.

America weeps with Stephen. You may not be South Carolina's favorite son but, whether they know it or not, you are in the hearts of every true American.

I usually don’t comment on what things should be taken off of here. But this two-week-old joke is about one day short of a Fortnight (two weeks) worth of STUPIDITY. There by fully deserve to be taken off forever. Its STUPID and I have less respect for Colbert

…and with the Hollywood writer's strike in full swing, Colbert had little to say.

CNN: We still don't care.

Dear CNN:

I realize you don't have a Comics section, but that's where this belongs.

I wish Colbert could run. He'd be the only candidate with a brain, regardless of whatever party he chose.

gee isn't there a writers strike going on?