Chuck for Huck. Donate or get a round-house to the face!

I like it.

Next we'll have Tiny Tim coming out of retirement–or whereever he is–and endorsing a
candidate. Sheezzz…

Please CNN stop reporting this garbage. Nobody cares what Chuck thinks. Vote Ron Paul for president.

chuck norris should just roundhouse the other candidates into submission.

Chuck who????

Apparently the Writers strike in Hollywood has even effected Chuck Norris.

I don't look to hollywood to see what they're thinking when deciding for which candidate to vote. If you can't think independently, you aren't nature enough to vote.

Too bad chuck norris doesn't use his special powers to deliver a roundhouse kick to the catcher's mit, i mean face, of hillary clinton. Did you know behind the beard of chuck norris there isnt a chin, only another fist. chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Huckabee left the Arkansas GOP Party in shambles when he left. He's to liberal on economics. I won't be voting for him.

WatchingHillary.com

Chuck Norris is just stating what I have felt for a long time.

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of pain.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life"!

More later.

We like Mike and we like Chuck too. Please visit Mike Huckabee's site at http://www.mikehuckabee.com. Also, consider joining the grassroots effort to get Mike Huckabee elected President of the United States at http://hucksarmy.com.

AGAIN with Chuck Norris? He wrote a fundraising email? And THAT deserves a story on CNN?!?!?! Holy cow, my brain hurts.

Huckabee has been rising fast. I think people believe Romney is buying his votes, but Huckabee is earning his votes.

who is Chuck Norris?

Under Chuck Norris' beard is….ANOTHER FIST!

Ah, Mr. Norris has several demands for us…..

Here is the kind of American our Texas Ranger Movie Star really is -

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107

"If I'm elected president, I will…

Tattoo an American flag with the words, "In God we trust," on the forehead of every atheist. "
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This is pure RepubliChristianoFascism(tm). This is the kind of respect for religious freedom and tolerance of others we can expect from the self-righteous conservative religioso.

Bruce Lee was a way better fighter than Chuckee Cheezee and Jackie Chan is a much better comedian.

If you show your face around here with your little tattoo kit you'll be running away with a Pagan Pentacle branded into your butt, Mr. Texas Ranger. I don't belong to the NRA, Charlton Heston is not my god, and I think it is terrible that Boy George opened up our markets to assault rifles, but I do have a few firearms and I guarantee you they will take down your lips of fury and breath of death.

"The queerest of bedfellows is a politician and a preacher orally servicing each other" - Pr0f F33st3r.

Honor separation of church and state. It is right - it is American, regardless of what some political demagogues would have us believe. Practice the golden rule. That is what our forefathers really wanted for us.

"Personally smoke out bin Laden by myself and round-house kick him all the way back to America, where my United Fighting Arts Federation will handle the justice issues."

Why wait until you are made president? Do it now and the US will give you the presidency. Take your scriptwriters and your hairdressers and your fluffers and shoe-buffers and make-up artists and special effects technicians with you. Don't bother volunteering "Ah-nee", he is busy starring in his own movie and would probably find you irrelevant anyway, but you are welcome to take Theodore Nooj with you.

As much as I love and respect Chuck Norris - he is WRONG on this.
Huckabee is NOT a conservative. He will NOT protect our borders. He wanted a Mexican embassy in Little Rock for goodness sake!

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

With Chuck Norris' endorsement I don't see how any other candidate stands a chance. Thanks for putting up this important story once again CNN!

Republican bashing in 3, 2, 1…

His immigration stance alone disqualifies him for conservatives.

No need to bash them…THey are looking more that stupid all by themselves…

Who is Mike Huckabee?

Like I care who a celebrity supports!

I support candidates who support the Constitution with more than lip service, and I'll gladly take a FAT LIP from Chuck Norris before I'll give up just one iota of my freedom.

GO RON PAUL!

If Hillary Clinton is "Bush-Cheney lite," then CNN is "News-Lite."

C'mon CNN, give us news, not fluff!

Great, more big government and illegal wars. Thanks Chuck Norris. That's just what you should be endorsing.

Why not consider Ron Paul? He's proven himself to have the principles that fall most in line with our Constitution. And he's proven his integrity.

"No need to bash them…THey are looking more that stupid all by themselves…

Posted By Mike USMC 95-99 : November 14, 2007 8:38 am"

Mike,
I wouldn't call anyone stupid if you sound like an idiot yourself: "more that stupid"????

Chuck Norris believes the United States was created by the founding fathers as a Christian nation. Shows how much he knows. I bet Huckabee is proud to have him on board. Some Republicans wallow in ignorance.

And Chuck Norris is relevant because?

So What

yawn

And I care because…?

Who cares, I guess Chuck thinks that someone really cares who he supports…

"And Chuck Norris is relevant because?"

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…and ANY of the Hollywood types is relevant to either Party because? Remind yourselves of that during the next Clinton lovefest with these buffoons.

Maybe Mike can kick is some funds to Chuck for a new wig.

Chuck Norris believes the United States was created by the founding fathers as a Christian nation. Shows how much he knows. I bet Huckabee is proud to have him on board. Some Republicans wallow in ignorance.

What a crazy person! Only like 99% of the documents from back then referenced God with a capitol "G." Hell only 90% of the people moving here were Christians evading religious persectution. It's no theocracy, but there's no denying where many of the roots were planted.

Please support Mike Huckabee. He is a better candidate than all the rest. I hope he wins.

Thanks Chuck for that endorsement.

Hair Club For Men and Grecian Formula millionaires have spoken! Don't worry Chuck, the nasty Democrats will let you keep your guns and nunchucks.

Huckabee is on FIRE. He reached an all-time high in the latest poll from the Iowa caucuses released yesterday, and he could soon challenge Romney for the win there.

i thought chuck norris was endorsing the home total fitness gym for president?

Chuck Norris believes the United States was created by the founding fathers as a Christian nation. Shows how much he knows. I bet Huckabee is proud to have him on board. Some Republicans wallow in ignorance.

What a crazy person! Only like 99% of the documents from back then referenced God with a capitol "G." Hell only 90% of the people moving here were Christians evading religious persectution. It's no theocracy, but there's no denying where many of the roots were planted.

Posted By J Houston, TX : November 14, 2007 10:23 am

Alright J Houston:

Learn some history…They moved here and created the constitution in order to Cut the Roots of Religious interference in governance…

The framers were well aware that claiming devine anything was a haunting demon for humanity since the dawn of civilization…Wars, intollerance, and fearful rulers all claiming "god" caused more problems than it solved..

Look up the treaty of Tripoli and let me know what you think then…

BTW I'm suprised no one commented on Chuck's terrible hair & beard coloring…What a patchy job….

America can't afford to miss on Barack Obama. Think twice. We needed FDR to fix the economy promblems we were facing after great depression. Now we need an outsider to get rid of the correption in Washingon D.C. We owe it to the next generation.

In the beginning, God said,"Let there be light."

Chuck Norris said, "Say Please."

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the whitehouse and received 5 million in campaign funds.

When Chuck Norris speaks people donate.

Vote Huckabee 2008!!!!!

Who cares what a has been actor like Chuck Norris says he wants for president?

T Tim,

Umm… Tiny Tim is a fictional character whereas Chuck Norris is an actual human being. Also, I believe Mr. Tiny to be British and from the Victorian era, however, I could be mistaken.

Chuck…..Go find Osama…do some of that blackbelt high karate mumbojumbo on him….bring back his head…then MAYBE I'll give more weight to the political candidate of your choice.

Until then..just hush and do the thigh master commercials.

Mr. Huckabee is the only sincere man in the campaign and luckily he is for the whole Red, White, and Blue. He is probably the only one who can help heal a divided nation. Along with Mr. Senator McCain, they are the only unscripted candidates who have a depth of thought on all of the important issues facing America today. Mr. Obama may be that person for the Dems and he will probably win the nomination. The 2008 campaign will probably feature Obama/Richardson vs McCain/Huckabee. Together McCain/Huckabee will insure that Republicans hold on to the White House for the next 16 years.

Mike Huckabee is shaping up to be the darling dark horse of the GOP. When he is weighed on all the issues important to republican voters, Huckabee is nonpareil. He doesn't have the marquee of Guiliani or the money motif of Romney but on issues he is going to sway a lot of primary voters. Huckabee hasn't wavered on his stance or tried to inflate his credentials. This man is the real thing.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

"Bubba" Norris, go sell some more of your totalbody fitness mavhines and give the procedds to Mike.

Who does Spongebob endorse?

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Who is Ron Paul…that transexual who used to have a talk show?

This is as important as who Tony Danza and Pauly Shore are supporting.

"Only like 99% of the documents from back then referenced God with a capitol "G." Hell only 90% of the people moving here were Christians evading religious persectution."

Whose god then? Would it be one of the many permutations Protestant/Catholic/Methodist et cetera or Muslim? Maybe initially people were coming for religious freedom… but in reality the majority of people have come for new economic opportunities.

What is funny is that Huckabee is actually the most likeable and talkative of all the republican candidates yet he is baptist which automatically disqualifies him for my vote.

Chuck Norris supporting him? Oh scare me… I may get a roundhouse kick to face but at least I would have a nice lawsuit. In this economy its the only way to get any money from the rich.

What a crazy person! Only like 99% of the documents from back then referenced God with a capitol "G." Hell only 90% of the people moving here were Christians evading religious persectution. It's no theocracy, but there's no denying where many of the roots were planted.

Your last sentence proves my point. Just because many of them were Christians and they used their views to supplement documents does not make the United States a Christian nation. It was created as a land of religious freedom. If I want to pray to the duck family in the pond outside my house, I am free to do so.

why is this news? chuck norris means nothing to so many people and he looks like somebody most people wouldnt get along with. he looks like someone you would try to have a conversation with but would only respond with one word answers. it would end up in an awkward silence….no doubt about it lol

Hey Scott from Tupelo! No one cares what you think!

Divert some of that cash towards a new hairpiece…that thing is just hideous.

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

Mike Huckabee will now jump in the polls, Chuck Norris is awesome.

To J in Houston:
Have you ever read the text of the Treaty of Tripli; "As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." You might also want to try Faiths of the Founding Fathers by David Holmes.

Conservatives, do not be fooled by the Huckster. He is a tax-and-spend socialist wrapped in Christian Right rhetoric. Ask conservatives from Arkansas what they think of him. His folksy, avuncular, Baptist-preacher style is meant to charm and disarm. Don't fall for it.

What is it about those governors from Hope, Arkansas anyway? Something in the water, maybe?

Only like 99% of the documents from back then referenced God with a capitol "G."

1. Not true.

2. You assume any reference to God is a reference to the Christian God. Founding Fathers of deistic and theistic persuasions had their own conceptions of God.

3. Does it not strike you as odd that the one document which counts, the Constituion, does not reference God?

Next we'll have Tiny Tim coming out of retirement–or whereever he is–and endorsing a
candidate. Sheezzz…

Posted By T. Tim, Lodi, WI : November 13, 2007 6:58 pm

He can't. According to Wikipedia, Tiny Tim sufferred a fatal heart attack while on stage performing "Tiptoe Thru the Tulips" on November 30, 1996, and died later that night.

MR. AMERICA endorses Chuck Norris's wig for President. By the way, who does Ted Nugent support this year?

The last thing we need in the White House is a hardcore Christian. If he doesn't realize at his age that Christianity is man created nonsense he is not fit to be president. God help us.
I'm not an atheist but I'm old enough and educated enought to know better.

What a crazy person! Only like 99% of the documents from back then referenced God with a capitol "G." Hell only 90% of the people moving here were Christians evading religious persectution. It's no theocracy, but there's no denying where many of the roots were planted.

Posted By J Houston, TX : November 14, 2007 10:23 am

And how many times is God mentioned in the Constitution? NONE!!! (Regardless of whether or not the "g" is capitalized).

Any document prior to the Constitution is immaterial to this discussion, because they were all superceded by the Constitution. And Article VI of the Costitution clearly states that there shall be NO RELIGIOUS TEST for holding office.

And since the first six presidents were not even Christians, this whole right-wing "we're a Christian nation" line is just so much bull - a lie created by fundamentalist Christians to try to alter history in their favor.

Please support Mike Huckabee. He is a better candidate than all the rest. I hope he wins.

So they can call themselves "Chuckabee" maybe they can get some milage out of that. I'll let em have it.

Oh hell yes!! I will now vote for good 'ol Mike Huckabee. Chuck Norris is a badass and if he says to vote for this guy, thats good enough for me. Dont forget Chuck Norrisputs the Laughter in mansLaughter…

Actually, if you read the articles Norris wrote, he has some very compelling reasons for supporting Huckabee and rejecting the baseless claims of his opponents on Wall St. I think they're attacking him because he supports abolishing the IRS as far as individuals are concerned and replacing the income tax with a national sales tax. If you're a Christian, you should read Randy Alcorn's blog about Pat Roberson's endorsement of Giuliani.

Kevin, that's embarrassing. Try googling stuff before you post. Try it - google 'tiny tim' and take a look. And Chuck Norris can endorse whoever he pleases, who cares? And who's Huckabee anyway? Giuliani is the Official Republican.

So Chuck Norris is endorsing Mike H.? Wow! What an endorsement!!! Chuck's such a powerhouse in the Political arena that Mike is guaranteed the Presidency!! At least we can count on the endorsement to generate two more votes, his and his mom.
Is this Mike H.'s coalition of the willing?

I thought Republicans scorned Hollywood endorsing candidates?

We do not need an baptist minister leading anything. PERIOD!!!

Apparently the seperation of chruch and state is just a suggestion to some.

The idiot Gov. in GA decided to waste tax payer money because of a draught.

Inane begets INANE

I love chuck, but you have to admit that this isn't really national news material. But its grades better then anything on Fox news

I wouldn't give Chuck Norris one penny!

Chuck Norris does not ask for money. Money asks for Chuck Norris.

I bet he voted for Bush too!Losers just cant get enough pain,keeps their endorphines exited.

Posted By Kevin Cincinnati, OH: "Tiny Tim is a fictional character whereas Chuck Norris is an actual human being."

You are mistaken. Tiny Tim is an actual human being, albeit one very scary looking human being. He became famous with his song "Tip Toe Through The Tulips"

I'd like to say I don't care what Chuck Norris thinks about politics but he'd roundhouse kick me. Besides, I actually like the Huckster.

Sorry Chuck.

I am reading a lot of nonsense about guys like Obama and Huckabee being candidates for real change who will get rid of the corruption in D.C. How can they possibly do this when they have participated in it? Take a look at their positions, which stand for more needless intrusion of government into our lives, more welfare programs, continued taxes, more legislation, more spending and absolutely no change in this country's fiscal or foreign policy, which is absolutely needed!

Speaking of outsiders (nobody in the race can claim that except for one man), if you want REAL change, take a look at Ron Paul. He speaks the truth and stands by his opinions, even if they are unpopular, because they MAKE SENSE. Get your heads straight people, and don't vote for just another politician like these guys. Where do you think they get their money from? Hint: Chuck Norris ain't the only place… unions, lobbyists, special interests, and big corporations. Vote for a guy who gets his money from the people, and gives it right back to them.

GO RON PAUL!

I can't think of anything more repulsive than 16 more years of Republican rule in the White House. Dems aren't much better,but at least they seem to care about the little guy and not Big Oil like the Bush/Cheney idiots.
Time for a change, Sorry Chuck, but you lose this one.

A has-been for a very soon to be has-been. Why don't they just go into the church business or something…..

8 years of one ex-Arkansas governor was quite enough, thank you very much!!!

hush little chuckie don't say a word,nobody cares what you think.— i want to know who ted nugent is voting for,now HE is the idiot to listen to.

Chuck Norris jokes are not funny, but it's hilarious that people would listen to him on who to vote for.

People will now vote for Huckabee out of pure fear. Chuck could come to their house and kick their a** if they don't. He may show up anyway.

The only candidate who can pull us back from the edge of the abyss is Ron Paul.

VOTE RON PAUL IN '08

Wayne, some rain actually did fall, but like everything else of value in Ga, it was diverted to the governor's home county.

RE: Wayne of Florida
We do not need an baptist minister leading anything. PERIOD!!!

Wasn't that Martin Luther King Jr. guy a Baptist minister? Stick to your guns baby!

Have a good day!

And if you don't answer to the demands, you will receive a roundhouse kick to the chin!

Wow, some people really have their panties in a wad on here (rolls eyes).

Anyway, Chuck Norris doesn't need to raise money for a campaign, he just stares at an ATM machine until it gives up cash out of fear.

I support Ron Paul. Will CNN run a piece on me? I didn't think so.

Quick! I think the Teletubbies are supporting Obama! Dispatch the CNN SWAT team.

Sheesh.

Chuck Norris has about the same validity as Minnie Mouse. And for this next presidential vote, there's NO WAY I'm voting to keep a Republican in office. They've done too much to destroy America and we need to get our honor back!

Well if a loser 80's has been plastic surgery addict is the best endorsement Huckabee can get he is in serious trouble, he is not going to win in Iowa, you cannot believe polls, Iowa always proves polling wrong on causes day.

What would John Cena do?

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

Kevin Cincinnati, OH :

Ummm…before you make a bone-head comment, please THINK a bit. Tiny Tim was not only a fictional Dickens character, but also a real human being who was a 60's pop star, famous for his signature 'Tip-Toe Through The Tulips' song. This, I believe is the Tiny Tim the other commenter was referring to.

Oh, great. political advice from someone who has been roundhouse kicked in the head one too many times.

I heard Rosa Parks didn't want to go to the back of the bus because she was saving her seat for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris must be right about Mike Huckabee…. the only time Chuck Norris was wrong about something when when Chuck Norris thought that Chuck Norris had made a mistake

I APPLAUD MR. NORRIS'S STAND FOR FOR MR HUCKABEE'S CAMPAIGN. SOMEONE IN THIS COUNTRY HAS TO STOP BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT AND STAND UP FOR THE MORAL AND ETHICAL ISSUES THAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON AND MADE THIS COUNTRY SO GREAT.

WE HAVE TO STOP THIS NONSENSE OF BOWING DOWN TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TURN THIS COUNTRY INTO A SOCIALIST COUNTRY. RUSSIA AND ALL OF THOSE PAST SOCIALIST COUNTRIES HAVE PROVED IT DOESN'T WORK.

IF WE DO WHAT MRS. NANCY PELOSI WANTS AND REMOVE THE WEALTHY FROM THIS COUNTRY, WE WILL SEE A COLAPSE IN OUR INFRASTRUCTURE OR SOCIETY.

BETTY PAGE
INDEPENDENCE, MISSOURI

Chuck Norris is awesome and I kinda like Huckabee personity, although I am not going to vote for him. If Gadlike Oparh cacn endorse Obama, Chuck Norris certainly can endorse Huckabee.

Tiny Tim was also a singer and song writer best noted for his rendition of "Tiptoe through the Tulips". He also died in 1996 so won't be endorsing anyone.

WHat I find disgusting is that CNN thinks THIS drivel is "news-worthy" and yet they drop Mike Gravel from their next debate and have put NOTHING about his campaign on thier channel or Website.

How sweet would it be if Chuck Norris himself ran for president?

Will Huck have Norris beat up Rudy if things go poorly in Iowa and NH?

http://www.political-buzz.com/

Chuck, I'm only 30, but could you get me Christie Brinkleys phone number? Thanks.

CNN are you kidding, this isn't news. You know, many of us have said the same, but we still read it. I would say stop reading it, yet the uneducated will continue doing so. Please CNN, help wean the nations idiots off unintelligent and not important news.

Umm.. Kevin, Tiny Tim was a musician. Not too sure who you are referring to. Tiny Tim passed away in 1996.

Why would Chuck Norris's opinion be of any greater import than anyone else? CNN must be short on news. To my knowledge, he is a born again Christian with religious right beliefs but his opinion is not laden with any more information than the average American.

Chuck Norris' B-Rated infomercial career must really be on the ropes — To this day he can't even afford to buy a razor. His endorsement is almost laughable, Mike Huckabe is Gomer Pyle running for President.

Ron Paul Champion of Constitution!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8rEN12wN1wU

His immigration stance alone disqualifies him for conservatives.

Posted By Johnny, Houston, tx : November 14, 2007 8:31 am

How exactly does building a fence, increasing enforcement, punnishing illegal employers, and no amnesty equal disqualification for conservatives??

T Tim,

Re: Umm… Tiny Tim is a fictional character whereas Chuck Norris is an actual human being. Also, I believe Mr. Tiny to be British and from the Victorian era, however, I could be mistaken.
Posted By Kevin Cincinnati, OH : November 14, 2007 11:50 am

OK, wow, LOL. I'll take care of this one.
Kevin, ye of little pop culture awareness, there was this guy, he was born in the '30s, he was American, he played a ukulele, sang in a preposterously high falsetto and he went by the stage name Tiny Tim. He died about 10 years ago.
He had nothing to do with Scrooge and Bob Cratchit and "God bless us, every one."
Jeez!

It's amazing what crawls out of the Republican Party's closet; Chuck Norris, a Christian phony do-gooder who gives lessons on how to beat people up.

I think i'm goig to upchuck!

Gazillionaire former movie star mustle man, and that's the best he can do for a rug? It would look a little better if he covered up the whole thing with a hat, don't you think?

Important….very, very important.

All the republicans out there that criticize liberal celebrities for getting involved in politics are probably not saying the same about Chuck Norris endorsing a candidate.

rofl. A nobody whose greatest skill (and I use the term loosely) is acting like a neanderthal in front of a camera telling us what we need to do. I have to agree with the post above asking CNN to stop reporting garbage… of course that would mean ditching the 'politics' tab. They've got everyone so distracted with 'the Republicans this' and 'the Democrats' that, that most people don't see what a cesspool our government has become.

As to this thread… welcome to Barrens chat.

Chuck - you know I worked for you back in the early 70's - your a hello f a martial artist - but you need to stay out of politics - politician are thiefs and liars - plan and simple - look at the mess our country's in now -largest deficit in US history - we're in debt to several countries over this war - the dollar is falling like rain out of the sky - environmentally, education and home security are all failures - and the beat goes on

For ten years I've listened to all the neocons blathering about Hollywood celebrities interfering in politics. If it was Barbra Streisand or Ben Affleck doing this, you'd have Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly spinning in their chairs. So who the hlll is Chuck Norris to solicit money for a candidate and why isn't he getting the same scrutiny the neocons would have given anyone supporting a Democrat?

I didn't realize that chuck norris could write…

I can see how the libs here would jump so quickly on this to negatively comment on the endorsement of any Republican candidate. After all, when the democratic contenders are endorsed by our enemies, IE: terrorists and their state sponsors, you really have to try to dig out of the hole somehow.

I totally agree with Church Noris in his decision to support Mike Huckabee. Mr. Huckabee presents himself with confidence amd integrity and is clear in his answers to any question presented to him without hesitation. Not like the Democratic candidates running for the office of President, who really have not answered questions especially with regards to immigration situation, with their solution. Republican candidates have been drilled by MEDIA reps over and over. Why not drill the Democrats as well? HUH???

…in a related story, all users who posted negative comments about Chuck Norris died, cause of death: roundhouse kicks.

Sorry to say America is not ready for a black president or a woman presidnet. The US is still to of a Racist country. Vote Giuliani

"…and why isn't he getting the same scrutiny the neocons would have given anyone supporting a Democrat?"

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Perhaps because it hasn't turned into the Clinton lovefest orgy we all witnessed in Hollywood several years ago?

Huck's gonna give a karate chop to theIRS and their wonderful tax code by backing the FairTax bill in Congress, HR 25.

What better man to help him?

If you can see Chuck Norris, then he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, then you are seconds away from death!

I agree with a much earlier post. If Chuck Norris finds and kills Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands, then I will vote for the candidate of his choosing.

C'mon folks. Hillary is the way to go. Let's save America, not drive us into another World War.

Actually - considering all the hate-posts we read day after day about Bush/Clinton …. reading these comments about Chuck are a comical break.

Gorbashov - hillarious stuff.

er… I mean "uplifting" Mr Norris.. wasn't laughing AT you, nor was I laughing in your direction. It was more a chuckle…a slight cough even.

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
Thomas Jefferson

Mike Huckabee is for smaller goverment, the Fair Tax Plan (end of the IRS), Education,Sanctity of Life,and my 2nd Amendment rights.

Let get rid of the Power Mongers and return the goverment to the people, for the people and by the people.

Huckabee's a commie!

Chuck Norris is a very radical, right-wing religious fundamenatlist…which means he has a lot in common with Osama bin Laden other than the beard.

People who personally know Norris or have worked with him have said when he became a "born-again" Christian, he became very judgemental, self-righteous and hateful. Over the past few years, Norris has made some extremely hateful comments, including the idea of using violence towards homosexuals, illegal immigrants, Muslims and basically anyone who refuses to be brainwashed by the Christian Right.

Norris is a hero in his own mind.

This endorsement will be as helpful as Rudy G. getting the support of Pat Robertson.

Better do what Chuck Norris says. He'll kill you!

Seriously, who is Chuck Morris? The badly dyed hair/toupee thing has to go, though.

God originally picked Chuck, but he was busy giving nun-chuck lessons. "Let Jesus do it" was his suggestion.

Nun-chucks wait for him.

If you say you don't care but would have been glad to read that Mr. Norris had approved your preferred presidential candidate, please do the world a favor and shut your face.

Rudy is a banker commy. I'd rather have Osama bin Laden as president than Rudy G!

What a shock! Bible thumper Norris supports a christian fanatic.

Yawn.

Does Huckabee approve of Norris? I don't think Huckabee is a subversive anti-government theocrat. This sounds more like a smear campaign against Huckabee. CNN please ask him. Does Huckabee endorse our secular democracy or not? These Norris stories have both been one-sided. Anti-american.

C'mon folks. Hillary is the way to go. Let's save America, not drive us into another World War.

We never drive into it. We are always pulled into it. That is the nature of living together. War happens, deal with it or hide in a cave.

You'd think the most dangerous man in America could afford a better toupee. Man, is that thing made out of horse hair?

Charles in Jax, FL:

Can you provide any evidence at all that Islamic extremist groups actually support the Democratic Party? Please list the groups and which candidate(s) they contribute to.

(We know which Republicans the Christofacists support)

So what? KANE from WWE endorsed Ron Paul and Kane can kick Chuck's butt any day.

"Personally smoke out bin Laden by myself and round-house kick him all the way back to America, where my United Fighting Arts Federation will handle the justice issues."
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Why wait until you are made president? Do it now and the US will give you the presidency. Take your scriptwriters and your hairdressers and your fluffers and shoe-buffers and make-up artists and special effects technicians with you. Don't bother volunteering "Ah-nee", he is busy starring in his own movie and would probably find you irrelevant anyway, but you are welcome to take Theodore Nooj with you.
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And don't forget to invite Mad Max! He is a More-Perfect ™ Christian that has unresolved issues with some of those people over there. He would probably love to go with you. It would make a great action flick!

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Posted By d0ct0r RaTsTaR, Pagan, Viet Nam Era Veteran '72-'76, two SE Asia deployments -
Liberty - Equality - Justice - for all.

Seems like this section needs some salt and light.

Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God.

Let God be true and every man a liar.

Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

Nice wig, Chuck!

Anyone who wants to advance the whole "Christian Nation" argument should read this:

Article III
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

It's from the US CONSTITUTION. Clearly the founding fathers wanted to keep religion the heck out of politics. That would be my first question for Mike Huckabee–what are you going to do to keep religion (yours or anyone else's) out of politics and therefore preserve the Constitution of the United States of America?

Mike Huckabee isn't a Christian, he's a Gothardite. Look up Bill Gothard and how Huckabee put his teachings into the public schools in Arkansas. Indoctrination at it's finest!

Oh jeepers I guess if Chuck Norris endorses Huckabee I should vote for him. Why is this even a news story? I prefer Tancredo or Hunter to Mike Huckabee. There is just sompthing so slimy about Huckabee. He makes my skin crawl. I watched the debate last night and was disgusted by how biased Anderson Cooper, host of the CNN/YouTube debate, is against Ron Paul and Tancredo. Paul’s ideas are very mainstream. He stands by the Constitution, and is for America and American citizens. The mass media just keeps trying to shove Huckabee, Romney and the other Republican neocons down the throat of the American people. The new stategy of corporate run media appears to be slandering Paul supporters as fringe dwellers and conspiracy theorists.

Chuck Norris is a real american hes just stating what we all are really saying. we dont mind have different people in or country just dont come here illegally thats all we want.

As for the war everyone wanted it when it first happen now trying to put the blame on one person everyone should get together and figure out a plan to end the war instead of blaming each other.

If Chuck Norris is so great why wont he communicate with the people that help him get to where he is today. His very long time friends. We were together in the Military and civilian times and I help in starting his first Dojo in Torance, California. Call me Chuck.

Mr. Norris, please research Huckabee. He is worse then Bush, He is worse then the Clintons.

Arkansas resident.

Chuck Norris the man who brings the pledge of Allegiance back to every school kid via the 2008 election with Huckabie. Just change it a little. Who knows what it should be? but im sure we can afford to pay a team of writers to change that one sentence. Lets get it done. Lets get the children some values. Thanks Kyle Mello RI