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Someone please tell me why anyone would like Dick as our vice president or as a human being.

"Uneducated leftist"? I suggest you do a poll at Harvard, Stanford, MIT, Princeton, Berkeley, etc and see how many are leftist and how many are rightist. Face it, red states are mostly in the less developed south"

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WHAT AN IGNORANT STATEMENT!! One could go into the inner cities and conclude just the opposite. That too would be ignorant, and racist.

Peter from san jose,,,,,,,, CNN ,, this persons comment were way out of line,,, where is your heads on this one. You left off my original comment hear when there were only 8 comments but you would allow filth on ? If a person cant get there point across without cursing, what real value does it hold ?

Ryan in Indianapolis:

"Uneducated leftist"? I suggest you do a poll at Harvard, Stanford, MIT, Princeton, Berkeley, etc and see how many are leftist and how many are rightist. Face it, red states are mostly in the less developed south.

Jenny from Chicago: oooh... you are not going to watch CNN again, wow, CNN is so scared! They are going to run out of business soon because some gun-loving, war-mongering conservative named Jenny is going to boycott them.

Go back to watching your fake "news" on Fox.

Ryan in Indianapolis, Brad of the great state of Texas, and all the Bushies in this forum pretend such dismay and shock over the wide swath of Americans who despise Dick Cheney and his ilk. I hope you remember the 3,000+ young people he and Bush sent to die in Iraq for nothing but oil.

I just read all of the comments posted by the idiots in America. I feel like Ijust took a walk in a communist country or an Islamic country, We as Americans never wish anybody would die. Human life is precious, All of the people who said he should die need to go back to Islam, they are the only ones who don't respect life.

To wish ill on another person shows your lack of humanity and intelligence. You probably did not even vote.
Posted By Steve, Colorado Springs : November 26, 2007 3:52 pm .

I vote and yes I hope to hell that he dies slow and painfully. I'll bet on the flip side of the coin that all the "terrorists" would die. But in mind I'm sure that would be okay because it's the "Christian" thing to do.
This man is pure evil and deserves the biggest heart attack ever!

I wonder what the comments would be like if "Cheeseburger Bill", aka "Slick Willy" would be going thru this procedure?

Wishing some one ill will, reguardless of who he is or what he has done is telling, very telling....

Cheny has no heart. What is irregular is his brain.

Ain't Karma something Dick. All of lying, manipulation,greed and negative energy that you put out in the universe is coming back to you bite you in butt. Ain't life grand!!

I won't stoop to the Republican level so I will wish him well, as far as his health goes anyway. Must be nice though. To have the added luxury of never seeing a medical bill and being insured under one of the best policies. Too bad the majority of your fellow Americans and their children are uninsured and can't afford to get proper healthcare. Maybe you should think about that before supporting a veto for child health care. Just a thought.

Amazing the quality of healthcare treatment you get when you are in Public Office! Too bad those on HMO's can't get the treatment they need.

My father taught in the inner-city schools of Miami his whole career, and then died from heart disease and had no prescription coverage for his 14 daily pills that cost him $930/month to take just so he could stay alive.

Why can't we offer the same coverage they get on "the hill" to the average American citizen? At least let us buy our prescriptions where we want to (Canada or USA).

Someone's getting rich...

Dick Cheney has a heartbeat?

His internal impeller just needs more dilithium crystals. Hey, I don't think the guy's ALL bad; only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Wow. Some of you will jump at any opportunity to make a snotty remark. I guess you don't have anything better to do.

Please die already!

His Heart isn't what needs Electroshock Therapy!!!!

I know dick cheney had a heart for big oil anything crooked i bet he belong to the Alaska republicans lying bastard club?

I'm surprised they could find the heartbeat at all...

Maybe we shouldn't let him get treatment. Why can he get care when thousands of us can't? That ain't right.

And to those of you who are surprised Cheney has a heart: he does indeed have a heart. The thing is, it's one of the smallest, coldest, blackest, hardest hearts ever to be in office.

If Dick Cheney ever had to go under general anesthetic while in the hospital, does that mean George Bush would become acting president until Cheney regains consciousness and is able to resume his duties?

I hope they accidentally switch the High Voltage on.

I think we need to operate him and find out the truth about all crime they have committed!

What was so irregular? The fact that it was actually beating?

We should all wish that Cheney gets well soon so he can get back to the business of running the country

So many traitors to our nation making comments about Cheney having no heart, hoping something would go wrong with his operation, etc.! I seem to recall treason being a crime, or are you just not real Americans? If I could, I would try you for just that, but since I can't, I wish I had you all here to at least violate your civil rights with the toe of my boot. Whether you like him or not, try showing our Vice-President a little respect!

They should have electrically stimulated his brain. He needs stimulation there more than he does his heart.

Hopefully the procedure will place a heart in the vice president. He doesn't have one now.

Cheney has a heart?

Translation, Duck and cover! Some S%$#t must be rolling down hill and he needs to provide a distraction.

Obviously Cheney has an irregular heartbeat, and irregular brain waves, irregular cognitive abilities, irregular speech patterns....

The stage is now set. Look for "Big Dick" Cheney to resign in January of '08. A new, hand-picked neo-con will fill his office. In the summer of '08, the new V.P. will announce a run for election in Nov. '08. By ANY means necessary, HE WILL WIN! 8 more years of neo-con lunacy.

Are you guys sure he has a hart? From all he has done . I could have sworn he didn't! Better check those x- ray's again! There isn't anything in that chest even close to a beating hart!!

Did he need pre approval from his insurance company for the procedure???????

That is sick to wish "something will go wrong." I am certainly no fan of Vice President Cheney, but that does not mean that I wish that upon him.

Cheney, if you need a new heart then, go back home to Wyoming and find a fresh cowpie or you can save the trip and use the old one in King George's head.

Just kidding Dick, if you want to get fixed on the cheap – go up to any one of your cops and start talking about freedom, liberty or saving the Constitution and the thug will be happy to taser you with 50,000 volts of fascism!

Never mind Dick that 280 innocent Americans have died from tasers since 2001 by your police-state. Feel lucky Dick?

Oh, that shortness of breath is only from trying to sound like Varth Vader.

If you die, please say hi to the dark satan for us or... are you Satan?

You have to have a heart in order to register a heart beat.

Just like WMD's in IRAQ, once his team starts the operation, they find out there was no heart to begin with.

Why not use a taser or water boarding after all he says it isn't torture

If I'd abused my position the way Chaney has abused his oath, position, the Constitution, the public treasury and even his "friends" I'd have heart trouble too! Any worthwhile person would hear the "voice" of a Higher Power calling for amends and atonement.

Will a taser work?

To be fair to the big Dick, it's entirely possible the disruption of blood to his brain during his 27 heartattacks could have changed him enough that his brand of insanity is not really his fault. It definately affected his shooting skills so what else has been altered in the man?

Irregular heart beat? Hmmm I would increase the virgin sacrifices if I were the dark lord Cheney.

I hope he gets better though. No matter how vile the human being is, he is still a person, so ugh...

Don't be fooled. Just because it's a muscle and it twitches doesn't mean it's a heart. Remember what Bush's mom said when someone suggested her son has a brain. "He's not the brightest bulb in the marquee."

Time for the liberals to show how compassionate they are.

I would imagine his Doctors will perform Syncronized Cardioversion on the VP. While routine it still has its risks, one being asystole (cardiac Arrest). Black hills if you had A-Fib and they sent you home with an asprin only you need to see another Doctor.

JB: I'm glad you're watching – most of what liberals like me want is more people watching. Keep an eye on us, and keep an eye on this government. Freedom suffers when we get complacent or fearful, as it has under this administration, and as it did under FDR's executive order that established internment camps on US soil. Be vigilant. Argue. Listen. These are the bedrock of democracy.

In any event, I don't want Cheney dead. I do want him impeached and out of office.

I cannot think of how you all would be talking if the conservatives made these same comments if it were Bill Clinton! Have some compassion!

The problem is he has no heart!!

Don't be silly. Cheney's heart ran off years ago after Cheney told him he wasn't needed and put out a cigarette in his eye.

Oh Lord, what can you say about this...

...because this man suffers from a bad ticker, he has to end the worls at the same time...

...some people are just heartless, I guess.

Anyway, I really hope he gets better, that's because I'm a liberal, I want everybody who's suffering to get better.

THAT IS MY STRENGTH, NOT MY WEAKNESS.

Leave it to the liberals to actually wish malice and poor health on an individual, much less a fellow American. It is quite the shame.

can you guess how many innocent sick children can not get medical treatment today yet this freeloader who likes other peoples sons and daughters to die or be maimed from war injuries so he can continue to go hunting on the tax payers dollar.

"Thats incredible. I did not know Cheney had a heart."

Yes. It's three sizes too small.

A lot of people out there said Cheney doesn’t have a heart. We’ll, he does, it just ain’t right.

This procedure is cocurrent with something major happening like the reveal of the scandal about the CIA. MMMMMh don't fool us, but wish you you the best!

VP has an implanted defibrillator. Should it have not shocked his heart back to sinus rhythm? Just interested -(I have had A-fib off and on for 20 years)

Now if only they can slip him some truth serum while he's under we might get a descent vice president.

Are the taxpayers paying for this, or does he have private health insurance?

Cardioversion, I wish I was there to see it. it's quite a funny procedure to watch.

How can a this be happening to a man who doesn't have one.

Irregular heart? Makes sense...he has a defective brain as well.

Boy... some serious "Bush Derangement Syndrome" going on here!

The Lord said we should pray for our leaders so I will pray for Cheney.

I make close to 80K and still can't afford Insurance for my family. But they are all well taking care of. Pls Lord help me with the kind of Insurance they have.

While I do not wish ill for this heartless demogogue, I wonder if he and his friends inside the beltway take the time to realize how nice it is to have full coverage/no deductible/paid for by someone else health insurance

"Ah the compassionate liberals.. "

It has nothing to do with being liberal or conservative. People are expressing their disgust with Cheney & Co. for it's lack of compassion.

Actually, it is very compassionate and patriotic to recognize the greed, blood lust, hatred, incompetence, etc. of this evil administration. Even diehard Republicans are starting to figure this out.

"Remember we are all watching.."

You're probably talking about spying which is different.

Regardless, Americans are watching Cheney sympathizers, too, and we're tired of what we see. If the last election is any indication, there are more of us than you.

Peace someday.

Comments like Lorenz's are sick and disgusting. Unless you have something reasonably intelligent to say you should just slither back into your black hole of ignorance.

Does the VP have an exercise or diet regimen?

Wow why don't remove the remaining of that heart if he has any left!

This is incredible news, simply incredible. Frankly, I'm sitting here in shock, completely, totally stunned...

To think, that Dick Cheney actually has a heart.

Just remove it. He doesn't use it anyway.

Oh, are you "watching" us progressives, JB from NYC?

Smells like, illegal eavesdroppings to me?

I'm an anesthesiologist. This procedure takes less than 15 seconds to perform. I fail to see why it is even newsworthy. Reporting this event in such a sensationalist fashion borders on professional misconduct on the part of Mr. Henry.

hardly waiting for more comments from compassionate democrats...

Wow the creativity abounds!!!!

I suppose it's too easy to kick someone when they're down, but that seems to be the way of HATERS, and the deconstructionists, not the way of someone who has the best interests of others in mind. Thank you America, now maybe you can understand why the rest of the world finds it so easy to mock us?

Next time when someone in your family has a serious health crisis, remember to make personally denigrating remarks about them. I hope for God's sake, it's not your father or mother you're trying to make points on with your immaturity and selfishly guided goals.

I doubt you would hear any politician making such foolhardy or reckless remarks. God forbid Hillary or Barack had the same fate befall on them, I'd like to see your positions then!

what heart...

I guess we can only sit back and pray for the worst.

Oh the Democrats.... Party of the people.... unless you disagree with them

I predicted earlier this year that the Dick would step down as VP sometime in late 2007/early 2008, and Dubya would replace him with one of the GOP presidential candidates currently seeking the nomination.

The Dick would cite poor health as his reason for leaving, of course.

His replacement would get a boost towards election next November by saying he now has executive office experience and by claiming he valorously answered the call when the country was in need.

Giuliani been such an unabashed bush suck-up, I'm thinking he'll get the nod from his best bud, dubya. Or maybe McCain will be selected, as a sort of gesture of apology for dubya treating him so badly during the 2000 election.

This newest episode with the Dick's tiny, hard heart might well be the moment it all begins.

Ah the compassionate liberals.. I am sure they'll hope for the best..
Remember we are all watching..

Posted By JB, NYC : November 26, 2007 4:04 pm

Personally, I could care less if you're watching. Like many of the other posters here, I share a sense of amazement that the individual on whom Mr. Burns of "The Simpsons" was based even has a heart to begin with.

"Black Hills, SD" raised a good point. How many of us regular folks would get that kind of procedure for a heart arrythmia if we were Cheney's age? Most insurance companies-the same folks who have him and his neocon Republican buddies in their back pockets-would probably refuse to pay for it.

I hope that VP Cheney turns out alright, I know his family would be devastated if anything happened to him, and the fact that so many people here moch his poor health makes my stomach churn. Liberals are so pathetic. They will truly never be happy until they are living under sharia law, and when that happens they won't be able to kill babies or have gay marraige anymore. sorry.

Full disclosure, I'm on the left and don't care for his politics whatsoever. In fact some of his comments and actions drive me up the wall. With that said, I find it sad that someone would actually write that they hope it goes wrong. Let's show a little more dignity and respect for the human life people!

Appropriately enough, this story is found in the Ticker section.

With all the lying,cover up, and ripping off the American public, everyones day comes. Maybe Dick will never be able to enjoy the profits of Halliburton !

Sorry,but this is misleading.You must first have a heart to have problems.Second,you must be Human to have a heart.

The report is back, in fact he has no heart. The lingering cough was caused by habitual consumption of crack/cocaine.

I did not know the devil had a heart...

I'm sure it's nothing a little dose of conscience and decency wouldn't cure...

Its time for every leftwing moron to get on here and wish death to Vice President Cheney. This man has protected you from terrorist on a daily basis for the last 7yrs and you ungrateful uneducated leftist wish death upon the man....You people have no shame.

You people should be ashamed of yourselves. A decent human being does not delight someone's illness just because you disagree with him or her.

HUH??? Cheney has a heart????

Why is this relevant to politics? I honestly believe CNN put this up just so the usual Bush-Cheney haters can have a place to vent their rage and feel better about themselves. Don't believe me? Lorenz from Queens already wants to see Cheney dead– another example of a "caring" and "enlightened" liberal...

A cyanide injection would be very appropriate for the Veep.

If there were any justice in this life, Cheney would have to deal with loss of pay, backbreaking medical expenses, and a surgeon with the DT's.
As it is,, no problem for the Veep. He has a sweet deal and and everything a man could use except the compassion of we "little" Americans. Good luck amigo!

Vice President (Of Torture) Cheney's heart problem (as well as all the out-of-touch Republicans' heart problem) is that he doesn't have one.

IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH:

Doctors, after six year exploratory mission, have determined that, in fact, Vice President Cheney is human after all! He has a heart! And it's beating! (irregularly, but beating!)

Can you just smell Cheney stepping down and Bush putting in a 1-year Republican Vice President (Condi) who could later run for President?

The problem with their plan of Cheney stepping down in the 2nd term of Bush's administration is there is NO clear Republican front runner to install as a puppet Vice President!

I'm sure he'll find a way to get a "deferment" on death, just as he did 5 times on military service.

Lorenz,

Shame on you!

You may not like the man or his policies, but you should not wish something to go wrong to him. Like it or not, he is the Vice President of this country, and he was voted in by the people of this country.

wait...cheney has a heart?

No malice in this just fact. When I have the same symtoms I am told to take an aspirin and relax to see if it gets better. My medical inurance has a 3000 dollar deductable and I am 12 dollars an hour. I work a job and a half to make ends meet. No malice just wondering what is wrong

He is the Vice President of The United States.

And you are?

I'm not a fan of Dick Cheney. But he is a human being and he his the Vice President of the United States. I hope he feels better soon.

Say it isn't so. I hope he pulls through.

Something is amiss The vice President has a defibrillator in him now. This will prevent any atrail fibullations problems Could the story really be that if he has a Medtronic defibrillator in his chest it is one of the newly discoved 268 thousand implanted in patients that have a faulty Fidelis lead. And have caused some deaths.The full story can be read at http://WWW.medtronic.com/Fidelis leads

The jokes just write themselves, don't they...

Better commentary here: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3228172

If something goes wrong, will that make him a bleeding-heart neo-con?

Why would anyone think his heartbeat would be regular? His heart isn't regular. Maybe the news that he has a heart will make him a nicer person. I don't like him, but I hope he'll be OK.

Too bad this is seldom fatal.

Black Hills – I had the same procedure and there is no way a doctor in an ER would not admit you to be cardioverted back. Plain and simple you are a not telling the truth.

By the way, I can't believe that CNN would post message wishing the VP to die, completely disgracefull!!!

He has a heart?

We might not see a single positive comment on this subject. Even the President doesn't like him! He might be the most hated individual on earth

That's why we should not have old cooters for presidents and vice presidents..

Even reptiles, lizards have hearts.

Gosh people i get he is not liked but some of these comments are sick! You wish something will go wrong? I don't care what he has done he does not deserve that....imagine if it was you or someone close to you and someone said that. Think of the pain and anger you would feel. I don't like him but i hope all is okay.

Ding Dong! The ......Oops!

A little early for the joyous news to be spread!

Must admit, we're most undeniably and reliably ready!

I hear waterboarding does wonders for heart problems. Tell the sob to give it a try.

He no more has a heart than the soul he sold for oil. It is more likely his liver ravaged from decades of untreated alcholism. The story is from his press office, when was the last time they told the truth about anything? I cannot remeber that long ago. Can any one remeber the last time?

The best part of this story was seeing the headline "Cheney having heart procedure" filed under "Ticker."

I think his heartbeat is irregular, because he has not got one! Th procedure will probably get him one...What recently departed master of malfesance will be the donor? Hmm...could be interesting?!?!?!?!

Me neither. When I saw the headline I thought he might be having a heart transplant.

Lorenz, Is this some sort of curse? Watch out; what goes around, comes around.

If only his heart could stop – I think he has done enough for the humanity and our planet. The future planned war with Iran might be avoided.

*Insert some unoriginal variation of a Dick Cheney has a heart joke*

Good to know there are still compassionate people on the left.

Cheyney is the "Tin Man" in the wizard of Oz – always needs oil, but unfortunately never finds his dream of a real heart.

Is the battery in his pacemaker a DieHard?

Is he trying to grow a conscience? That must be what's causing the irregular heartbeat. Time to cut out the tumor.

Root for the clot!

The only irregular thing is the fact they even found one in his chest. Isn't medical technology wonderful?

Or is this the ploy we all suspected – Darth suddenly has to leave office for medical reasons and W gets to appoint a VP just in time for the '08 campaign.

Cheney has a Heart?

If you depend on the illness of another person to gain an advantage of your own political ideas, then God help you.

must be nice to have government health insurance for an old man's heart. now if only we can get our kids some.....

I'm thinking back to all the people in the high eschelons of White House administrations who have died in office amid scandal. Let's say that the many people posting comments get their wish. I predict that suddenly all blame for unconstitutional behavior will be laid on his grave like dead flowers. Case closed!

If there was ever a time for mal practice!

I am a nurse. He has a pacer/defibrillator. That is what the pacer is for to keep a regular beat. His heart must be really screwed over big time for the pacer not to have corrected the a-fib. Could not have happened to a meaner bigger creep. He deserves everything coming to him and I think this may be it.

Again...!?

As a country of Americans and as a country of human beings, we and I wish him and his family nothing but the best!!!!

I'm sure doctors could jump start his heart to regular rhythm if he found out he was about to be waterboarded.

Since when does Dick Cheney have a heart?

Cheney must have finally met Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt ...

First, you have to HAVE a heart!

I wish Cheney well, however, why is it that Cheney always has a procedure done when something important is going on that should or does involve him.

Posted By Farrell, Houston, Tx : November 26, 2007 4:06 pm

I wonder how long it would take a wounded soldier to get similar care......

Why should anyone, liberal or conservative, be concerned with Cheney's health? He is certainly not concerned that he has sent thousands to die and be injured in Iraq in a war based on lies.

Liberal or not, compassion for anyone in this administration is not possible! Especially Tricky Dick II... They themselves have no compassion for the people of America, nor the world. Its made clear by healthcare, war, and the overtaxing of the underclass and undertaxing of the upperclass AKA "low taxes for Americans"

Dick, I do not wish you well as you do not wish us well. But at least you have health insurance, must be nice.

So this is what it means to be a compassionate conservative–you send get-well cards to war criminals.

what goes around, comes around, eh, Dick?

He's off to see the Wizard.

Oh, how good it must be to be a fat cat politician with that wonderful health insurance they have!

No wonder they could care less about us.

Why there must be some mistake. Mr. Cheney doesn't have a heart.

We can only hope....

I do not agree with Cheney on anything and I believe he has done great damage to our nation but, these comments are disturbing. We are all Americans and we are entitled to disagree. But, to make comment that you wish something would happen to the VP is really awful. And those that make these comments publicly ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Heart? What heart?

Alex: what is the Vice Presidential line of succussion for 1000 please......

No malice in this just fact. When I have the same symtoms I am told to take an aspirin and relax to see if it gets better. My medical inurance has a 3000 dollar deductable and I am 12 dollars an hour. I work a job and a half to make ends meet. No malice just wondering what is wrong.

Yeah but your doctor didn't find an arrhythmia while using a basic stethoscope. Your deductable is a month's pay, and you can claim that entire deductible back from your federal income tax. If you need major treatment it sounds like you are well covered. If you want better insurance, pay a higher premium like the rest of us and buy fewer television sets and cheaper cars.

Could this be prelude to a resignation to avoid unpleasant questions ??

I wonder if he thinks of the many Iraq's murdered when he planned overthrowing a government.

Maybe he will get the friend he shot to apologize for a bad heart too.

Tic, Tic, Hic, ________________
Dick

"How i wish something will go wrong" Bad karma that. No matter how one feels about Cheney politically (and I'm no fan of his in that regard), one should not wish another ill health. It poisons one's mind and leads to amorality in the culture.

Darth gets a jump start as Bush continues reading "My Pet Quail".Lets hear some good news like "Cheney Impeached"!

Watch for the resignation and appointment of Rudy Guliani as Vice President.

I was JUST wondering where the old man has been. Dick Cheney's actions and decisions directly contributed to the tens of thousands dead Iraqi civilians, not to mention the thousands of American armed forces. History will not be kind to Dick.

250 volts should do the trick.

Please pull the plug!!!

I wish him well, but, he is part of the worst administration to EVER be in office at the white house.

While I don't wish him ill, if anything were to happen to him I'd spit on his grave, then dance in the mud.

My husband just had this procedure done on Friday. It has a very low risk of complications. Even if someone is not a nice person or you don't agree with them, you shouldn't wish them ill. It will come back to you at some point because no one is perfect.

This is more media bias trying to show the softer side of Cheney before the holiday season.

Cheney doesn't have a heart!

real nice, lorenz

The real news is that Cheney even has a heart! I am surprised that they even found one!

may be time to take little easy for the most influential vice president ever.

I'm sure they had to look long and hard just to find his heart. I didn't know that you can shock something so small.

I think it's funny that this article is on the "ticker." Well done, CNN.

His heartbeat probably isn't irregular...for Satan.

I hope His heart is burning, just like our young Americans in Iraq.. WHERE IS OSAMA? Talk about a failed administration. They stated with the highest surplus now we have the highest debt. As long as Cheney's friends at Halliburton are doing well. He doesn't care about dead kids. I also hope things go wrong for this cold cold man.

I'm quite surprised. I thought you had to have a heart in order to experience an irregular heartbeat.

My step father had this same procedure done and dropped dead three days later. Of course you have to have a heart to shock for it to work.

Thanks CNN...here come the shallow hate comments from liberals...how compassionate of them...hyprocrites.

It would be nice if it stops beating all together. Oh, wait. He's not a middle-class American, so his procedure should have no problem.

I believe they will use a bat to echo locate his heart, as they are astute at locating items in the pitch black darkness that is Cheney's innards.

That's it. The time has come for him.

Please die soon and painfully, oh exalted, shadowy leader of us all.

A heart?

LOL. Doesnt take long for the so called "enlightend" "compasionate" people to wish death on someone. First post! Anyone that wishes something like that on a man and his family loses all credibility as being anything more than a hate filled, horrible person. Get a puppy, it'll make you feel better about life.

Step right up, folks, the show of the century is about to begin again! That's right, it's time for BDS on Parade! Anytime a Republican, conservative or just plain decent American has a health problem, the hate-tide rolls in again to befoul our intellectual shores.

Say, I hear them now! Proceed, filthy cretins of the 'net, proceed!

May he does not come out of it.

Does anyone else find it slightly amusing that his heart troubles are listed under the "ticker"?
Don't mind me, I'm a big dork.

They found a heart in Cheney?? Wow, will wonders never cease!!

If he needs aHeart Transplant, I hope GW will give his heart

The Tin Woodman is ill. God Bless medical science.

Good luck to the VP. Wishing for something to go wrong is just flat hateful.

I didn't know Dick Cheney still had a heart?!?! The things you learn in the news!!

He has a heart? Who knew?!

Don't worry. He's not going to die so soon and so easy. Hope his condition should be worst than the condition of former Israeli PM Sharon. He is among one of the blood sucker and the worst sinner. God will not make them die so easily. Instead HE (GOD) shows us how these suckers dies (most worst) as a lesson for us (the next come) so that we do good. That's how GOD guide his slaves. But most of us knows not.

He has a heart??

Cheney needs the same kind of shock treatments that Jack Nicholson got in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Actually, I think the Nicholson's character had more sense than Cheney.

Top reasons for Cheney's atrial fibrillation..

110th Congress accomplishes something in a bipartisan manner.

Chief Justice John Roberts announces his shift to liberalism.

Iran gives up it's nuclear generators.

His wife asks to go back on the Daily show.

Obama agrees to go bird hunting.

Hillary asks for back child support, for herself.

Thursday's lunch and dinner.

This is completely bull! Cheney, a Heart???????

That's just mean-spirited. He needs to survive in order to stand trial before the International War Crimes Tribunal.

How can a man without a heart have so many problems? Look at what his deals on oil have done to the heart of America...No pity here....

How can one undergo a heart procedure when this tyrant obviously has no heart? Maybe this "change of heart" will help awaken him to all of the suffering he has caused. Just goes to show that no matter how much money you pilfer thru acts of aggression, it still can't buy your health.

Thats incredible. I did not know Cheney had a heart.

I wish Cheney well, however, why is it that Cheney always has a procedure done when something important is going on that should or does involve him.

I didn't know he had a heart.

No malice in this just fact. When I have the same symtoms I am told to take an aspirin and relax to see if it gets better. My medical inurance has a 3000 dollar deductable and I am 12 dollars an hour. I work a job and a half to make ends meet. No malice just wondering what is wrong.

Ah the compassionate liberals.. I am sure they'll hope for the best..
Remember we are all watching..

He has a heart?

Karma, Dick, Karma... Trent needs a hunting buddy....go out the door with him... NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would be absolutely ashamed to say such a thing

Though I am not a fan of his policies, I wish him the best. My prayers are with him.

Lorenz, that comment was quite rude.

Wow, what a hateful remark.

He's already full of gears and pulleys. They'll just adjust his fly wheel and send him on his way. That's how you tune up a cyborg.

"I can't get the image of myself holding the paddles when he gets cardioverted!!! Oh man–did that hurt Dick? Sorry.

Good luck Dick! I truly hope all goes well, sincerely.

I did'nt know he had a heart.

I dont like the VP either, but I really dont think it is wise to wish something would go wrong......

This must be a joke – "Dick Cheney" and "heart" dont belong in the same sentence.

No, do not wish him dead. Live he serves as a reminder. Do not wish anyone dead.

He has a heart?

Not to belittle this man's condition, but are we confirming that he Actually has a heart now??

To Lorenz: That is a terrible and rude thing to say, you should be ashamed of yourself to wish that upon another person regardless of your political views. Karma will hit you back.

oh that's real nice 'lorenz'liberals wishing bad things upon others – is that in the liberal code of behavior?

I hope the Draft Dodger drops DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

Let the mean spirited and hateful remarks begin.

What goes around..........

I DESPISE Cheney, but YOU, Lorenz, with your comment have crossed a line.

What a slug.

I didn't think Darth Cheney HAD a heart....

I didn't even realize that he had a heart.

I second that wish; does anyone have a voodoo doll?

Nancy Pelosi would make a wonderful Vice President when this war criminal's gears stop turning.

Lorenz, Queens, NY

One can only hope and pray. With any luck we will never hear from him again.

What makes this news is that doctors actually heard a heartbeat at all. Cheney's positions suggest a lack of one.

I am such an ignorant fool. I did not know Cheney had a heart.

Death could not come soon enough!

Sorry, but that is an inappropriate comment by Lorenz. Everyone is entitled to their personal opinion, but he is the VP of the United States and it is wrong to wish such a thing on anyone, and his office deserves respect, even if you don't like the man. I don't like the man at all, nor his politics. But I do wish him well, and good health.

I hope the doc advises him to resign. God, what a good thing that would be!

Cheney has a heart?

If something does happen, then it is time to roll out the cyborg cheney that he keeps in his man sized safe in his office!!!

What a surprise, It is difficult to believe that the old fart still has a heart. I am sure the calculated deaths of hundred of thousands of iraqis are weighing heavily on his heart.

To wish ill on another person shows your lack of humanity and intelligence. You probably did not even vote.

What heart?

We can only pray this evil man gets his just reward.

I hope the surgeon is Dr. Kevorkian!

His work is unrivaled!!!

This is a common procedure, minimal risks. Hope for a speedy recovery.
Regards

as many people as he and his boss have killed with this widely unpopular war, it would only be just.

Well, at least that clears things up... he does actually have a heart

Why doesn't he just resign? The way he's going, he'd be lucky to make it to the end of his term.

What's the chance that the dog doesn't have a heart and the sounds the Doctors heard were nothing more then gas.

How i wish something will go wrong