That's kind of like Darth Vader meets Yoda!!

There's not hope, Pope. Call it a day on this one.

I think this would be the first time the Pope would turn someone away. But having said that, be careful Pontiff, make sure you check Trigger-Happy for weapons.

Political Ticker People? Nothing to say on the sins of a man!
That robbed America Blind?

You Obama-bots are going to give this election to the Republicans, in what should have been a landslide for the Democrats. What a bunch of jerks, I'm switching to the GOP. I will not vote for Obama, he is such a spineless, all talk kind of person. God, I hope words are all we need to solve the problems we are facing. I think we will go into a great depression (again) if he is the next President. I will at least be able to say, "don't look at me, I wanted her." McCain at least, really loves this country, and has his whole life.

War criminals SHOULD confess their sins, and then be prosecuted.

HILLARY & HANNITY BOTH CLAIM THAT THEY ARE SERVANTS OF GOD,THE BIBLE SAY NOT TO PUT A STUMBLEBLOCK IN NO ONE WAY ,AND NOT TO SLANDER.IT'S NOT WHAT GOES IN A PERSON THAT DEFILES HIM BUT WHAT COME OUT OF HIM. CLINTON NEEDS TO GET BACK INTO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR WHAT!! TO TEAR IT DOWN. SHE HAVE HAD HER TURN WHEN HER HUSBAND WAS PRESIDENT.THERE IS A NEW KID IN TOWN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND HIS NAME IS OBAMA.

You will be impeached.

You are right to confess to god, but there is no way we can know if you told the truth. You lied to us about Iraq and took us to a costly war.

I dont' even believe you told the pope the truth.

So!!!!

MAYBE THAT'S IT SHE GOT CONFUSED!

HILLARY IS AN BRUTE OF A WOMAN!

Really?

He couldn't tell the truth, even if he was confessing confidentially to the pope.

Chronic liars cannot tell the truth even when their soul is at stake!

Very funny. Really a nice man and a dedicated public servant. The liberal press has been extremely unfair to him. I'd go hunting with him any day.

As usual, you liberals have no sense of humor.
Would you honestly rather have Bin Ladin babysitting your chidren one night, than Cheney?

Time to see how well the Pope remembers how to carry out an exorcism. Please, your holiness, drop by the White House and dole out some Vatican Healing, Chuck Norris style!

What a Dick.

Confession for Cheney would run into eternity. Cheney , we democrats cannot wait until your term is up. We need A fresh new look. OBAMA/08

Not even "Pope soap on a rope"…in taupe.
Sorry, I always take things too far.

All of the people here are painfully liberal and anti-conservative.

The Joke is the USA for not arresting this TERRORIST. He is known torturer and war-monger!!!!!

SEND CHENEY TO THE HAGUE!

"can the pope drive him out of office?!?!

like today!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I think the word you are looking for is "exorcize".

Reincarnation of the Very BAD side of Lucifer= Dick Cheney

The devil made you do it-eh?

I AGREE THE MEDIA NEED TO DO THEIR JOB REPORT THE NEWS AND STOP BEING BIAS

Nope, even the pope won't give him hope…dope.

His comments were sickening. For him to joke about him using a hybrid ambulance as his contribution to his carboon footprint is sick.

That's not possible: it would take the Pope's entire trip to America and then some for Cheney to confess all his sins.

NO, THIS MAN IS THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the American people would like Cheney to confess that he and GWB have not served this country in the best interest of the country and then leave office, now.

Did you confess to shooting your friend in the face on purpose?

Cmon Cheney, you know you wanted to do it.

how dare this human garbage talk about confessions, even as a joke.

there arent enough heartbeats left in his tiny, shrivelled-up, black heart to get him through 1/3 of the things this beast needs to CONFESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm an agnostic, so I say IF there is a God and he absolves a criminal like Rove with as much unrepentant blood on his hands as he has… I'll never be in that club. The Pope could have exorcised him, but then again there wouldn't be anything left once the demons were gone.

I was wondering was he trying to be funny?

Hmm…..I must of missed it.

The legacy of this administration (particularly this sleezebag) has already been documented: see Bush's War on PBS.org

This story somehow implies Cheny is actually capable of feeling remorse and would actually seek forgivness.

Cheney should take Bush to confession when he wants to confess,be a good guy bush go out with a confession u and cheney and get all that i think i do this and do that without thinking things through without a plan,like the war,hello

I am sure the Pope said two things to Dick Cheney. First, I am,sorry but I am on a tight schedule, and don't have a Month to listen to all your sins, and 2nd, with everything you have done and all the lies you have told, you are still going straight to HELL!

Dick Cheney is as funny as a rubber crutch…

The Prince of Darkness talked to the pope?
I wonder if a black hole opened somewhere.

Even if he sins no more we will be stuck for years with the consequences of the his previous sins. If there's a hell…

Oh yea!!!! so, he also has a sense of humour.

Got room fot the Clinton's. I think they need help fast.

Really? A confession to the Pope. Cheney, the pope can't stay
that long. It would take a month to confess.

I didn't know love was a sin. He's gotten away with murder and no one cares to report it, so what else would he have to confess about except his love of the press?

Mr. VP please please do us all a favor
take billary hunting with you to some far away land and she may not return until 2018 thank you.
serve your country

and then the Pope sprinkled Holy water on him and there was nothing left but a mushroom cloud….

I won't be the first to say this but……

SO

This Man is what evil is all about. He has no respect for people of the United States and this is an "Elitist".

He scares me more than North Korea or Osama Bin Ladin

Dang. That's pretty funny. You've got to take it with a grain of salt, considering who's talking here, but that's pretty funny. This guy's attitude & cockiness is legendary.

HILLARY SHOULD GO WITH. SHE HAS A LOT TO CONFESS BUT
I STILL LOVE HER.

GO HILLARY. WE LOVE YOU

I admire him, and I love the way he told wolf he was out of line last year.

What a "elitist"! I am surprised that Cheney can even show his face
to the American People. But then again, I am sure the Journalists and correspondents love him dearly. Cheney made lots of stories to write
about when they had "nothing" else to write about. Soon the books
will be written on the "legacy of this Admin. Hope they tell the truth, then arrest them all.

Didn't I hear he offered to take HRC shooting, since she's told us all how much she loves sport shooting? Please Cheney, tell me you really mean it!!!

feeling guilty?

Are you sure that's all you had to confess? Stop using the Pope to further your blood soaked hands. Greed is also a sin.

can the pope drive him out of office?!?!

like today!!!!!!!!!!!!!