CNN

we almost nominated a morman to be on the presidential ticket, mitt romney. the case you are now watching in states where these cults are is a problem that has been in this country since i was a child in the 1930's. the MORMON CHURCH WAS BASICALLY A POLIGIMIST CULT BACK THEN AND THEN THE LAW CHANGED, NOT ALLOWING MULTIPLE MARRIAGES AT THE SAME TIME IN THIS COUNTRY. THERE WAS A BREAKOUT FROM THE BASIC MORMON CHURCH AT THAT TIME. BLACKS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO BELONG BECAUSE THE MORMONS DID NOT WANT TO MIX THE RACES. IT WAS A PURE WHITE CHURCH OF ABUSERS OF SEX AND STILL IS. THE INNER TEMPLE WHERE ONLY THE TRUE MEMBERS CAN GO, STILL EXISTS AND THAT IS WHERE MARRIAGES WERE SEALED WITH SEX. IF YOU ARE A NON=MORMON, YOU WERE NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW THESE EVENTS OR FACTS.

ROMNEY IS OLD ENOUGH THAT IF HIS PARENTS WERE MORMONS THEY WERE A PART OF ORIGINAL CULT.

Romney was never down with Hillary in the first place, that's why he's doing a top ten list... if he wouldve supported Hillary, then maybe he'd be electable.

HILLARY / NADER

CNN please post

Mit is interesting. He decided to step down because of partisan pressure and now is able to joke about it. That is just down right cool.

First of all, Shame on Romney for not supporting Hillary.

Hillary and Nader 2008.

Don;t get it twitsted.

Wow, no wonder current politics is a complete failure, people are so mean spirited and quick to judge. Tolerance really doesn't seem to apply to anyone any more.
I also think it's funny how many fellow democrats think Mitt wasn't a viable/important candidate because he bowed out, news flash, having two candidates this far in isn't helping us.

Why are the Obama supporters so bitter?

Hey Disgusted. "Vile as a Morman"? Do you know any? Ever spent any time talking to one? It is self-righteous people like you, who judge without any knowledge of what they are talking about, that are ruining the world.

Why not try being a little understanding and open minded?

Very Funny.....very pithy!!!! I stand amazed at the hard hearted comments. You anti-religion folks are really quite a piece of work when it comes to insanity. The guy has good, sound business expereince and heaven frobid the American President have a long stable, happy marriage and family to backup his work.....

I'm still hoping for McCain-Romney!

Lesser of three evils '08!

What's the difference between the mormon cult and the xtian cult? Both believe in an invisible sky fairy that looks into our day to day affairs, right? The rest is just details. Just because the xtian cult has more members and has been around longer doesn't make it's myths any more real.

HILLARY OR MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT. PERIOD.

SAY NO TO OBAMA....HE IS NOT ELECTABLE.

PUERTO RICO FOR HILLARY!!!!

Greg fro WI – Mormons wear temple garments – i.e., sacred underwear!

I felt insulted listening to such debate. It is an insult for all American, shame on ABC for focusing on trash of who said what and not addressing the major issues. Amal

Hang in there HILLARY OBAMAS group will be tearing each other apart shortly.Such hatred """"" mitt""""" was the man

I just have to say that I am a Mormon and we have a deep and abiding faith In Jesus Christ, whom we worship as our Savior and Redeemer. Everything that we ever do in our church is in His name and we really try to follow Christ's example and be good to everyone. We are the first to help when a disaster hits-we send food, money and people to help. How does that make us non-Christian or a cult? Check out your facts...not just the rumors that are being falsely spread around about us.

MORMONS ARE NICE ALRIGHT

THEY ARE LIKE WHITE WASH TOMBS. LOOOKS NICE ON THE OUTSIDE BUT FULL OF DEAD MEN BONES.

MY TWO CENTS

GO HILLARY

Funny how Mormons try and hide the fact they are Mormon by calling themselves "Chrsitians". Nothing could be further from the truth. You either buy into the Church of Joseph Smith of Modern Day Pedophiles or you don't. Joseph Smith was a con man and false prophet... end of stopry. If you believe her was a prophet of God, then you would be a Mormon. If you denounce Smith as a false prophet, then you would be considered a Christian. Pick one...

Wow, all of your comments are so MATURE AND INTELLECTIAL...NOT. You people have nothing better to do with your lives than bash others...pathetic. Why don't you all grow a beard and win a Nobel...LOSERS!

Fat or thin, bearded or not, I challenge Romney to try and win a Nobel prize. That was a cheap shot at a good man, and I don't think anyone will be laughing about a comment like that in ten years. Cheap shots only work when they are aimed back at the shooter. Could this be one reason why Romney is not the Republican candidate today?

Just a few thoughts...

1. I don't get it...
2. BO, that's funny; B. O.
3. Why does anyone care about what another person believes, as long as those beliefs do no harm?

That is all...

very funny,i'm glad he's not running for president,anymore,though

Mormans are not Christian and as long as he says hes Christian i wouldnt vote for him.

Auntie Coosa, I call you bums the 'publicans. After all, it's only two letters.

Mitt, if you'd had these writers during your campaign, you might still be running. Well, that and not shifting your position so often you left everyone's head spinning. And you had not been pandering to groups you had ignored before.

people are so angry, self deprication is just fine by me. He left the race but that is still not good enough for some people who want to kill him because he ran. Most bashing him are democrats, I guess that party is not as all inclussive as they portray themselves to be. What a pitiful bunch those who use this as a means of attacking him based on his religion.

Mitt, as McCain's VP choice, has the successful business sense and acumen to complement McCain's shortfall to get the US ecomony back on track. Doesn't anyone else have the foesight to see this? I'm not a Mormon and I voted for him. Mitt's belief system doesn't detract from his economic expertise.

Lame. But what do you expect from a stiff, middle-aged technocrat? Seems like Mitt just doesn't know when to quit hanging around. Get lost all ready!

Romney didn't win because he is a jerk!!!

Reason 0: I'm a slimy weasel snake oil peddling panderer who relied mostly on my own personal wealth.

Wow, I am and always have been an Obama supporter, but that list was surprisingly funny! I had to read it twice to make sure that Romney actually was being that witty. Anyway, its really sad that so many people feel the need to rip on Romney's religion whenever there's any post about him at all. This is America folks. The Mormons aren't breaking any laws and they seem to be reasonable people to me. Whatever they believe about the details of God and heaven is between them and God.

Mitt Romney has more integrity than the rest of the candidates combined. What a shame the media hated him!

Where was this witty sense of humor during his campaign? Maybe instead of his "Speech on Religion" he should have shown this lighter side. Much more human than I ever thought.

so he has a sarcastic sense of humor – making fun of people like al gore, etc... that's a truly humble religious person for you - making fun of other people. mitt shows his true colors - thus go forward and wear your light colored suit my friend - you didn't have the charisma to win the nomination.

Romney is the best man , his style healtcare already success in taiwan and japan , not other hillcare just scam

I have to believe that people who bash mormons have never realized that they know any mormons. Here's a hint...most of the really super nice people you meet who are so nice that you're surprised that that much kindness is left in the world...those are the Mormons. I think the South Park episode about Mormonism put it best: Who cares if other people find their religion odd or faulty, any religion where people end up respecting and loving their family and being genuinely nice to everyone is a good one.

Very funny stuff! Great sense of humor – way to go, Mitt!

There are some posts on this thread that are just plain disgusting, and most of them are from the Obama supporters, the great uniter. Get the picture?

Romney for VP!

You coulda won with a few more OBAMAS!
They have a Gestapo crowd that will slam your mother and your grandmother under the bus.

You know you're a loser when you have to invoke a bunch of
has-beens to gain laughs and some sort of recognition.
Mitt, you're about as funny as the Osmonds try to be.
Time for you all to just go away.

When I see the 3 stooges that are left that america has to choose from Mitt seems like he would have been the most logical choice.

Item 7, too many Christian leaders...mormon's aren't Christians.

THAT WAS HYSTERICAL! Good job Mitt!

#1 reason – I really wanted to get back to ALL of my wives at the compound.

Whats the matter with you tight a.....mean dems. No sense of humor at all.
I saw the show last night. Certainly had a better reception and more laughs than the so called comedian.
If you don't like Mormons don't go to Vegas. Mormans settled it in 1844 and have built it and run it ever since. They know how to make money. Fremont street is named for the founder.
Harry Reid your Senate leader from Nev. is a Mormon.
Happy old white lady republican. Try it, you might like it. tee hee.
McCain 08
p.s. Also saw the 2 mean old liars on the debate. Give it up.

Okay that is pretty funny. I am not a Mitt supporter, but anyone with a sense of humour can see that the list is pretty funny.

I am a supporter of Barack Obama but I also like Mitt, this was very funny stuff!

Go Barack '08 [Mitt for Sec of Treasurey]

P.S. Vote wisely OR get ready for War with Iran!

When Clinton made the Bosnia gaffe, she apologized for it.

When Obama made the bitter gaffe, he blamed us for misinterpreting his remarks. When he performed badly in the PA debate, his supporters blame ABC and the moderators. When the Wright videos came out, he wasn't in the church pew during those sermons. When asked about the Gun Regulation survey, he didn't fill the paper out and sign it. When asked about Ayers, he said he didn't know the man 40 years when he performed his crimes.

Funny . . . I love Republicans, they have such a great sense of humor and don't mind laughing at themselves. Unlike that "other" party . . . The Democrat Party.

You who say and write "Democratic" in place of Democrat please take note. The PARTY is called DEMOCRAT Party.

That's it
From where I sit.

cutecute cute....... good to have some laughs.....
the really funny thing is He hit the nail on the head in the process !

If he hadn't been an addled loon, he might have stood a better chance.

If you can't laugh at yourself, your not much of a person. If you can't have a sense of humor about politics, you need to find another religion. You know where all the best lawyer jokes come from? Lawyers of course. Same thing here. Plus I like his stab at Clinton under sniper fire.

And DEFINITELY the worst debate of all time. What an absolute joke. Anyway, since Obama once again took the highroad on HIllary's Bosnia covert Ops mission and HIllary dove nose first into the muck in negatives this once again can be marked down as a win for Barack.

Obama 08

This brings up a life lesson of mine. If you can not laugh at yourself, you should not laugh at all. it is awesome to see Mitt Romney has a sense of humor about his unsuccessful bid.

oh and as a not to my fellow Democrats, PLEASE lighten up. it is a humor story for crying out loud. there is no political statements in this what so ever, so there is no need to bash him OR CNN

Quote from Dave C N.J. April 17th, 2008 12:11 pm ET

"Get a life you bitter old hens.
I'm a Dem but think this was a great light-hearted ticker piece.
The nay sayers on here need to take a xanex."

Hahaha right on Dave. Could not have said it better myself.

Mitt, you left one out.........

.......You're not electable.

According to a 2007 Time interview Obama was in prep school while mom was getting her Phd and collecting food stamps. Of course you know that at that time he would be living with the (well off) grandparents not mom.

Good list, Mitt, but you'd better not say anything else for a while. You know how easily the Obamacites get upset.

Those of you who dislike Romney do so most likely out of jealousy. He is by far the most intelligent of all the candidates (just check his resume), monetarily the most successful, and guess what? The guy has only been married once and doesn't have any extra-marital affairs to entertain the media. Why did he lose? He's too boring. The media doesn't want someone as clean cut. What would there be to talk about if we don't have controversy after controversy?

Everybody that has made negative comments about Mitt Romney must like paying high taxes and high gas prices and want Washington to keep doing what it alway has been doing. If any of you think that any "real" change is going to happen with any of the "Senators" as our president, you have another thing coming. The only hope our country has, is if McCain picks Romney to be his VP. He can then be there for the next twelve years to nurse our country back to health. The "Senators" have been there for years and they are part of the reason that our country is in the position that it is in now in all aspects. They don't know how to do anything different. Romney is the only one that doesn't have any "baggage or dirty laundry" to bring into the white house. People, wake up! Romney is our country's only hope.

A Mormon president?

That's the biggest joke of them all.

OBAMA '08....PEACE '09

Hilarious! Marvelously self-deprecating. He is a great man.

Tony

Ever hear of the "The Golden Rule"

Is the media dumb or are we?

Somewhat funny. Cheap shot at Al gore. I still don't trust Romney or GOP.

First and foremost.........Sir, you are NOT a Christian. You are a Mormon. A Cult. Period.

This is actually really funny. I don't care for the man's politics or religion, but at least he can laugh at himself and be in on the joke.

The only funny thing McCain has done is take a long vacation in a bamboo hotel. And I think he caught "the crazy".

Mit Romney who

Pretty funny. Still don't trust him.

Hated Mitt while he was running then gained respect for him when he bowed out gracefully.. *hint Hillary hint*

This was a goood list! Better than most of Letterman's Top 10's lately!

I can't stand Mitt Romney or Cheney, or McCain
True and real "elitists." The list in Washington
is long, which would include, of course, Hillbat.
I am sick of people that live off our taxmoney and
think there are better. And we hired them!

This was funny. I like Romney but I doubt McCain will pick him as VP.

This guy wil forever make my stomach turn.....

Kathleen for Obama, you choose to make yourself bitter. Since I am so intelligent, I know that you are bitter because you are a democrat and you know that these conservative commentators and President Bush are correct.

Dick Cheney Rules!!!!!!!

So you wanna email me and tell me why my earlier comment is still in moderation?

funny

A sense of humor is the most important thing a presidential hopeful could have. If they don't have one, they will not be able to survive. Ever noticed how Bush is still enjoying himself despite the 80% of you that hate him?

I have absolutely no interest in Romney as president. Nevertheless, his Top Ten is the funniest thing I've seen or heard in this entire campaign season.

Vile Mormons? What the heck? Why do the comments always go back to the guy's belief in Jesus Christ and modern-day prophets? And how do either make one vile? As a Christian myself, I think it's disgusting that many Americans cannot accept the Mormon Church as a fellow Christian Denomination. We don't revile the Baptists because they don't worship Jesus (Just John the Baptist, based on the name), or the Catholics because they're "universal" or based in Rome, so why do we revile the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I've known a lot of Mormons in my life, and most have been among the best people I've ever met.

As some you illustrate by your comments, ignorance breeds hatred. Why do you feel the need to attack Romney and his religion when he is no longer in the race? What have Mormons done to you lately (or ever) that warrants that kind of hatred and ignorance?

The joke is on America-we REALLY need someone who can save our economy just like Mitt Romney saved the mega in debt, scandel ridden Olympics, and made them the most successful Olympics ever. I wish Mitt had been given the chance to see what he could do with the nation. I think it is a great quality to be able to laugh at one's self. I bet Al Gore even thought it was funny. Lighten up, America.Quit hating good people because of their religion. We do have freedom of religion and that is why Obama can attend Rev. Wright's church and still run for President. And Mitt Romney is NOT a child abusing member of the FLDS. Let's be a little kinder and not be bitter, America.

Ok Apostate, I guess you're right, the real crazy people are those who get irritated when someone insults what they believe in. Certainly not the people who go around doing the insulting and baiting. So glad you took the time to share your thoughts.

That was pretty funny! Actually and suprisingly Cheney's speech before that was pretty funny too

"Worst debate ever" ?
Were we watching the same thing?
Finally, finally some (other than FOX) called Obama out on his BS and asked the tough questions!!

ANYONE BUT OBAMA "08" !!!!!

Shame!! Cuz that just meant you gave McCain the chance to be president FOR FREE!!
Wish you would have fought harder, i was soo wanting you to win, and i'm a democrat!!

Oh, Radio commentators, would that include Ann Coulter, Rush
Limbaugh, Hannity, Corville? Let's have the list of names of who's
who in Radio Commentators. American's made them millions and
basically they are against us. Not all! Not all!I cannot wait until we get our graduates to take over your jobs.Then you can take your millions and go to Dubai.Do I sound bitter? Well, these hot shot liars make me bitter! Politicians, like Bush make me more bitter!

You know the sickest thing about this? It's the diatribes and polemic that are being spewed in response to something that MItt did and no law required CNN to publish this and no law required you to read it. Grow up folks, you're spending WAY too much time navel-gazing and whining. I hope most of these idiots are Dhimmicrats and that they lose their sense of direction on the way to the polls... Love, Johnny.

I guess Romney should give Sen. Clinton some pointers about her "Top 10 Reasons for Dropping Out of the Race."

Voters, I feel that every candidate that the Republicans picked was
encouraged by Bush. Mitt Romney, Movie Star Thompson, McShame,
I can't name them all but you can help.
Ron Paul and Huckabee probably didn't get the attention of Pres. Bush
but if you read that they are against the rights of "the people" like S.S.
unemployment benefits. If they call themselves "republican" or "independent, WATCH OUT!
I turn off the T.V.

Uh oh. Mitt Romney has now turned his eyes to the campaign for the 1AM timeslot. I heard the Hooters are available to be a late-night show band.

I thought the comment about me was funny. See I have a sense of humor too...

"Disgusted" "mormon trash?" - do I hear dueling banjos playing??? I bet you didn't du good in skool...

A lot of people here keep saying who cares about Mitt and so on and they are reading his top 10 list and commenting about it.

Doesn't that mean you care about him and what he has to say? Why do you make yourself look fool?

Well, after reading some of these vile posts it is nice to see that religious bigitry is alive and well in America.

Get a grip people.

I guess being honest, straightforward and with presidential qualities is not what the American public wants. Very sorry you didn't make it, Mitt!

Let's see : Hillary Clinton has showned she is a honest person, a person who likes to get things done for the good of the country, she works very hard to win votes, Unlike obama, who is a bad loser and does not seem to realize that all the mud slinging he is doing is very negative because it gives a terrible image of the men and thus is a major setback for the advancement of men in society. She clearly is another Jackie Robinson and is the right woman for the job

Oh, Radio commentators, would that include Ann Coulter, Rush
Limbaugh, Hannity, Corville? Let's have the list of names of who's
who in Radio Commentators. American's made them millions and
basically they are against us. Not all! Not all!
I cannot wait until we get our graduates to take over your jobs.
Then you can take your millions and go to Dubai.
Do I sound bitter? Well, these hot shot liars make me bitter!

Everyone–who thinks that Mitt *actually believes* those are the reasons he lost–needs to take a step back and look at their lives. To those of you who used this as another opportunity to rant: Congratulations, your venom holds no bounds and its poison will be the death of you.

Yep that was a pock shot at Al Gore, but let's be honest, he's the best fodder comedians have had since Dan Quayle. Okay maybe Dick Cheney, but former VPs never get respect…

I smirked a couple of times while reading it, but I didn't laugh aloud. I'm just glad that someone is trying to take a step back from the partisan charged election to relax.

had he used that sense of humor on the campaigne trail he would still be in the race today!

to lars:
Regarding the rumors that the Clinton machine is being
supported by the Church of Scientology –

It's not whether it's proven true, but that it so easy to believe.

Clinton is just so mechanical and deceptive, you can't rule it out

I have to admit that Mitt was pretty funny last night. You always knew that he was extremely smart and successful, but it was nice to see that he could be self-deprecating.

It's unfortunate that he is not the selected Republican nominee. We need someone that is extremely smart and has avoided so many of the scandals that have plagued the current candidates!!

My “Top 10 Reasons for Mitt Dropping Out of the Race":

1. Trying to sell himself as a social conservative
2. Coming across as slick, prepackaged and re-packaged again
3. Flip-flopping (willing to tell us whatever we wanted to hear)
4. Losing in Iowa, New Hampshire, Michigan, Florida and the list goes on…
5. Being awkward on the campaign trail
6. YouTube
7. Inability to make a genuine connection with the American people
8. The evangelicals didn’t buy it (see #9 for the reason why)
9. The “white elephant” in the room – the evangelical fear of Mormonism

...and the top reason for Mitt droppoing out of the race!!!

10. Mike Huckabee

Tyrone Brown
37th Legislative District State Delegate / Obamacrat
Seattle, WA

I can't stand Mitt Romney or Cheney, or McCain
True and real "elitists." The list in Washington
is long, which would include, of course, Hillbat.
I am sick of people that live off our taxmoney and
think there are better.

funny stuff, mitt. had you done this 6 months ago, you might be the nominee. (see: bob dole on letterman after election 96)

the dig on al gore was a good one. sadly, many americans believe every word that loon says.

That's pretty funny...he should have been that funny during the actional campaigning.

Pretty funny even though I didn't like the guy. It's good to know some people can still laugh at themselves.

Ten more reasons why Romney should not hold high public office–like we needed more...

Where are the moderators in this room? Why is there uncensored and derogatory comments against Mormons? If there were the usual ignorant hate words used regarding the remaining three candidates, would CNN even blink an eye? Heaven forbid we ever say the word 'black' these days without repurcussions.

That's actually pretty funny stuff. The gab at Al Gore made me laugh out loud.

I liked Romney.

I support Obama, but I have to give it to Romney that although I don't agree with him on the issues – he is a nice person.

In contrast with Clinton – I agree with her on most of the issues but I can't stand that person at all. I would not vote for her because I don't trust a word she says and I would not reward her campaign style with my vote.

CNN only posts the comments from people they understand or less intellegent then themselves. Not to many bright ideas ever seem shared or are think tank worthy. A few dollars & a good news anchor could blow them out in no time. Its like "the crops that do not reproduce because of to much cloning." Come on CNN, get it on.

CNN, you are a joke. You won't post my comment about how Democrats need to lighten up and stop taking things so seriously, yet you post Penn State's comment about how Penn State's comment won't get posted because "CNN is Obama's mother."

Go FOX News. CNN couldn't find "balance" in a sentence if I spotted it the b-a-l-a-n-c and e.

Uggggh.

Democratic Obama supporter here, and nah, I don't imagine I'd have ever voted for Romney. Probably some of funniest comments to come from a politician this primary season though. Laughed out loud, myself. If he'd been this freewheeling on the trail he might have done better. Good on Mitt though, had me rolling. Cheers!

Not to mention that he never was a viable candidate to begin with.

Ha ha ha–actually pretty funny. Well, it's good he can laugh at himself. It's nice. As a candidate, he scared the h**l out of me. I never had a problem with his religion, but his platform was fascist.

Okay people, this is the age of the Internet. There is not more "news space." The "news space" is virtually infinite. This is news because CNN says it's news and they can sell ad space on this page. AND YOU READ IT, so you must have been a little interested. YOU COMMENTED ON IT, so you must be more than just a little interested. STOP WHINING ABOUT WHAT IS NEWS.

I am offended at those who compare Mitt Romney to the FLDS polygamists in Texas. There is nothing in his personal history to even insinuate such a thing. It is always the so-called open-minded ones that are first to bring such heinous allegations.

Everyone–who thinks that Mitt *actually believes* those are the reasons he lost–needs to take a step back and look at their lives. To those of you who used this as another opportunity to rant: Congratulations, your venom holds no bounds and its poison will be the death of you.

Yep that was a pock shot at Al Gore, but let's be honest, he's the best fodder comedians have had since Dan Quayle. Okay maybe Dick Cheney, but former VPs never get respect...

I smirked a couple of times while reading it, but I didn't laugh aloud. I'm just glad that someone is trying to take a step back from the partisan charged election to relax.

Nice to see he has a sense of humor.

History may repeat itself for the Democratic Party like 1984 when mendale ran for office if superdelagate vote contrary to the popular vote. It will be a nice gift to John McCain.

The only ones on this blog who don't seem to have a sense of humor are BO supporters (with exceptions), they seem to have taken BO's word gaffe on bitterness to heart. For people who are supposed to be for change you certainly represent the worst of politics. Dirty tactics, snide comments, name calling. Come on BO supporters try and change.

Those are the most endearing comments I have ever heard Mitt Romney make, even if the words were once again put into his mouth by someone more clever.

Eweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee who mentioned Obama in this

He is such a bitter pathetic person!

Or a few more of his wives!!!

HILLARY LEADS IN THE POLLS!!!!!!!

YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ALL OF US HILLARY!!!!!!!

WHEN YOU WIN PENNSYLVANIA IT WILL BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT I HAVE EVER GOTTEN!!!!!!!

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

It is really funny! Mitt finally got himself a good speech writer... a bit late though.

HILLARY WON THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!

IT IS ABOUT TIME THAT OBAMA WAS MADE TO ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS SHADY PAST!!!!!!!!

NOW WE HAVE THE INFO!!!!!!

WHO IS THE BETTER CANDIDATE? EASY................................

HILLARY CLINTON!!!!!!!!

It's nice to see him have a sense of humor.

Bhwahaha.

Very funny Gov. Romney.

I will be voting for you and McCain.

NObama!!! No on cult of personality and no actual substance.

Go McCain/Romney 2008

For those of you who didn't think this was funny, you obviously did not follow Romney's campaign, nor the various pot shots taken at him. It is the mark of an exceptional human being who can turn and laugh at himself–despite the pot shots.

But despite the good humor, this is an unfortunately sad reminder that America has missed, for now, its oppourtunity to be led by a man who is perhaps the most capable leader to offer himself up for public service in a generation. Romney was and is what the country needs.

So, for now let's hope we get...
McCain/Romney 2008

and then...
Romney 2012

and/or
Romney 2016.

For a lot of folks that don't care about Romney, they sure waded in with their opinions.

His top 10 is almost as hilarious and silly as the notion that Obama or Hillary would be a good president. Now that is both laughable and terrifying at the same time. It's funny, because they are both idiots and terrifying because there are a lot of idiots in the country who actually believe it.

There is only one legitimate reason that Romney had to suspend his campaign and it's name is RON PAUL .
ronpaul2008.com

Only need one reason to not pick him as a VP:
1. He is a jerk.

How about a little punctuation or syntax in the comments, folks? It's a sad superpower whose news-reading citizens can't put together coherent sentences.

Great humor and must be a great guy to give such candor about some of the ways he might be viewed!

Smith,

Let's see you taken on a multi-billion dollar drug and insurance industry with the limited abilities of a first lady and try to break the stranglehold they have on our society. They spent multi-millions spinning against Hillary's healthcare program. They hypnotized everyone into believing that it is ok to have universal police and fire protection but not medical.

Dont be dumb, vote for Hillary. As president she will have the tools needed to do it right that she did not have before.

Many of these comments are dissapointing, a guy makes some funny jokes and you rip on him due to his religion. Its sad to see that predudice. Its no wonder, the reputation of americans has gone in the toilet. shame on you.

Go Obama, the only one that can fix that problem!

Actually, this is pretty hilarious.

I support Obama. I always liked Mitt Romney. He came across as a decent and nice human being. I wish he had the GOP nomination.

Can only the politician you support can poke fun (at themselves no less) and have it be humorous? Please, people...get the sour pickle out of your mouth and lighten up! I thought it was all in good fun and pretty funny too.

There must be a bunch of Obama supporters in here. I can tell by all of the "BITTER" comment.

I know that this will not be posted because CNN is Obama's mother.

Mitt, I really wanted to like you man, but you look like my boss...I hate my boss, but not as much as those jokes...yikes!

That comment against Al Gore is pretty low and not that funny, just mean. How is Romney going o save the world–cut down on hair products?

The Pope came to America for a real Italian Pizza.

Mitt & Hillary get the "GO NEGATIVE" campaign awards of the year. 2nd best is not good enough. But at least Mitt got it and got out before he brought down the GOP. Get it Hillary?

Obama 08'

actually....thats funny

I believe if and only if Mitt Romney is the candidate for Vice President the Republicans may have a chance. This guy is gold and is being overlooked.

I miss Mitt.

Get a life you bitter old hens.
I'm a Dem but think this was a great light-hearted ticker piece.
The nay sayers on here need to take a xanex.

Not enough room for two Christians in the White House??? When will the LDS church realize that they're not real Christians?

(Knee-jerk "yes we are, you silly apostate!" reaction in 3...2...1...)

Why is the dinner news worthy? It doesn't belong on the political news ticker.

Hey Mitt, you missed the actual truthful reason why you dropped:

1) You were DEFEATED by McCain and there was no hope you could win...you did your Math
2) You were too ugly to be a president

No appologies here. Re-read my statement and THINK!

The DNC might be facing the same thing they did in 1984 if they do not choose the candidate the people choose.

A good politician can take a joke or two even if it's on him.

I am very BITTER about the fact that Hillary had 8 years

in the PRIME of her life .. to effectuate

health care reform and

she DID NOT SUCEED then

I will NOT give the job to her again NOW!

Love the Osmond crack! Lifelong Democrat here, but I can appreciate anyone who can laugh at themselves...

Here's to Mitt being a good public servant once again...

Who cares unless he is John McCain's running mate.

Lighten up Democrats, Romney has a good sense of humor.

Face it Mitt--- You "got your message " across, trouble was they ( the average voter) understood and didn`t like it.

Wow, this is pretty funny.

How about the general populace trusts mormons about as much as muslims.

I think that's very funny!!! Good sense of humor Mitt!
Especially #1.

VOTE OBAMA

Hilarious stuff. Gotta love a guy who can joke about himself.

I like Romney and think that he would compliment McCain.

As usual, you miss the point. Those were not the real reasons you lost.

While I didn't care for Romney, I laughed at this list. Thanks Obama for making everyone so bitter there is no room left for humor in this world.

That was pretty funny. Lighten up people! You haters are nuts, I bet you are miserable and sad all the time.

ok that wasn't funny AT ALL

Nice to see some people can still have a sense of humor. We could all learn from that.

Not a Mitt Romney fan, but that was funny enough to be a David Lettermen Top 10 list

Obama 08

Self-deprecating humor is the mark of a self-confident, mature man. Good for you, Mr. Romney!

SOME of them were funny, most were not.....but back on track

OBAMA 08!!!!!!!!!!!!

STUPID

I thought it was pretty funny. By the way cheryl, thanks! Go OBAMA

Hardee har har...

I appreciate some good humor in this whole election. It sure hasn't been light hearted in the Dem quarter, did you catch the last debate? That was terrible, but this was funny. Go Mitt!

I wouldn't vote for that guy in a million years (about as long as McCain thinks we should stay in Iraq).
But I have to say, that was a pretty funny Top 10 list.

looks like old mittens is gearing up for 2012!!! seeing the success of obama and going for the youth vote. sorry mittens, we dont want you now or ever!!!

that said, #4 and #10 are funny!

Too funny.

That was funny. If the LDS keeps growing at its current rate, he should be a viable candidate within a few years.

Way to go Romney! Isn't it ironic that hoardes of people vote for someone who sits in church and listens to the likes of Rev. Wright, but they don't want to vote for a moral, good family man, intelligent man like Romney.

I think it is funny & i'm voting for Obama. Lighten up everyone!

Hi Mitt.:
well, you're lying in here.
Th truth is, you could not figure out where you were bound for, and yes no ROAD that could get you there.

At least a good sense of humor.

HILLARY 08

Pretty funny Mitt!

I'm not a fan of Mitt's politics, but I have to give him credit–it's good that he has a sense of humor about the whole thing.

MSNBC closed their comment section on this article.

Why is he still talking?

funny, he hit the bullseye with number 4
Ian April 17th, 2008 11:12 am ET

Number 11 – Because I'm a crazy mormon
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And people say there's no antipathy?

I rest my case!

Cheryl, finally you got something right. You won't win and Hillary did say "Yes, Yes, Yes!" Come over to our side Cheryl if you want real change.

what a dick...it's okay not to like al gore, but when someone wins a nobel prize...you don't take a slap at that accomplishment and that institution dick brain!

Hillary did so good last night and CNN hasn't reported good things about her so how much is obama sending for you not to report his negatives. His campaign has been as negative as Clinton but yet you don't report that......

Hes awesome and hed be a great leader unlike the current racist punk from chicago.

Those were pretty good. He's actually more likable since he dropped out–maybe cause he relaxed a bit more.

I like Mitt's attitude!

I'll say it, yet again: Romney is an alright dude. I like him.

How many of the "benchmarks" has the Iraqi government met so far? And what's the hold up?

You still have my vote Mitt in 2012, and definitely this year if McCain has any brains and asks you to be his running mate. You the man Mitt! It's time for some IQ and some Economics Acumen in the White House!!!

Mitt Romney trying to be hip/funny= FAIL

# 11 Because you are a loser and a moron!

Our President Obama 08' & 12'

We could use politicians like Mitt who don't believe that America should have up to 30% of potential taxpayers–and all politicians on the governments teat.

This list is clearly in the flavour of David Letterman and I think it's great that he has the guts to laugh at himself. I wonder what people would think if he wasn't a Mormon. As for people who are lamenting the "wasting" of precious news space on this website, if there's room enough for your blog, then there's room enough for this, just ask Al Gore, he invented the dang thing.

crazy Mormon????? Be careful your prejudice is showing. I guess you didn't like Donnie or Marie either.

You must be on drugs if you believe the Pope has endorsed Barak because he mentioned hope. "Hope" is a Christian synonym for Faith. It is the Hope of the Promise to come in the afterlife.

So cut it with your garbage. It is not appropriate.

I am sure that the Pope has his opinions but he is smart enough to stay out of our politics. Same goes for "Peace" All popes pray for peace and so do Christians all over the world.

But as I told my children many times. There will be no peace until you die. The earth is filled with hate and anger, not peace.

Mormon trash? As a trashy Mormon, I know Mormon trash. Romney may be Mormon, but he's not trash.

I will just add a comment here because CNN won't post mine anywhere else.. CNN I hope you enjoyed the debate last night, I know you are all rooting for Obama and I know you know he got his butt kicked last night. Let's not forget, most of Obama's supporters had NEVER EVEN HEARD HIS NAME before last fall. Wait til we learn more–and expose it–about this shady character

If the republicans used the same vote spread in the primaries that the democrats do, Romney would still be in the race and the republicans would be fighting nasty like the dems are. See, the republicans are smarter...

Mitt, this is some funny stuff. I think you would have done better if you were able to convey this when you were running.
Anyway, good luck on that Nobel Prize thing. May I recommend a couple Ben and Jerry pints each night with your dinner, it helped me out with the getting fat part

First one was the only good one.

Good stuff.

McCain – Romney 2008

Amazing how many haters there are out there ... I especially like "honkey white guy from cali" with this comment:

"And this is news how come one tell me how is this CNN or the Weekly world news I mean come one now this is just nuts!!!"

Get a life, honkey!

Well done, Mr. Romney!

Why do posts have to be so ugly! This is a lighthearted fun story and some of you gave gone way off the deep end! Laughing at yourself is a wonderful quality! Good job Mitt....

That was great! Gotta love a pol with guts. I don't care who wrote those jokes. That was the funniest thing I've ever heard at that dinner. And nothing could be truer than the Nobel Prize being for sale!

Very funny. I don't know what it is, though, that makes me uncomfortable about him and why I couldn't vote for him.

Well, Julie, I'm an avid Obama supporter, and I think that his comments are pretty darn funny.

funny, he hit the bullseye with number 4
Ian April 17th, 2008 11:12 am ET

Number 11 – Because I'm a crazy mormon
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And people say there's no antipathy?

I rest my case.

This is funny. I prefer "Mitt, the affable friendly fellow who doesn't take himself to seriously" to Mitt, the guy who has any job that my taxes pay for"

Mitt, you'll never win a nobel prize. Maybe you McCain and Joe Lieberman can put yourselves to use and start changing the oil on those beer trucks.

A plastic, bobble head to the end... the slam about Mr. Gore was not needed.

As Larry the Cable Guy says, "I don't care who you are. That's funny."

Mitt for VP runner-up in November!

To Sharon Minnesota: What's happening in Texas right now has absolutely NOTHING to do with Romney poking fun at himself or with the Mormon Church. The FLDS is similar to the Mormon (or LDS) Church in name only. Comparing these people to the Mormon Church of the last 110+ years is tantamount to saying that white families from the South whose ancestors once owned slaves are still racist slave drivers.

The constant comparison between the FLDS and my church was only slightly annoying at first – but I'm really starting to get ticked off now. People with any knowledge about my religion know that the FLDS and those of us who are Mormon are more different from each other than we are the same. Especially when it comes to polygamy and child abuse that the FLDS group practices.

As for Romney – he's good guy, Im sure. But he never had my vote. Go Obama!

Actually pretty funny, lol. The Mormon attacks, are unwarranted though. There are some really ignorant people in this world, and unfortunately alot of them will be voting for Obama in the fall.

dont regret it cos pope have endorse barack today with the message of hope, so wat is americans waiting for to crown b.obama the president.

Sterling Brown, you should know that Mitt's Church has never been affiliated with Warren Jeff's and the FLDS Church. Mitt has a wonderful family and would never be involved in something like.

Where is the Dennis Kucinich top 10?

10. Tin foil hats waste natural resources...

That list was the ONLY thing he's said that has been worth listening to since he started his campaign.....(I'm sure he didn't write it himself either)

Mitt you are finally useful.

Go Hillary. I know we won't win. Leave me alone.

Hillary 08. (Imagine no caps)

Leave the jokes to comedians

Number 11 – Because I'm a crazy mormon

funny, he hit the bullseye with number 4

Maybe Obama will have a top ten list of all the reasons he beat McCain in Nov.

Go Obama

Pretty good Mitt.

Yes We Can & Yes We Should
Obama 08'

Maybe Obama will have a top ten list of all the resons he beat McCain in Nov.

Go Obama

Way to go Mitt! Keep laughing and enjoying life!
Go Obama!

that's funny. maybe he can give McCain lessons.

We all need to be able to laugh at ourselves. Good for you Mitt.
GO HILLARY '08!!!!

Sharon,

Honestly, what does Texas have to do with Mitt at all????

It is ridiculous that people are too ignorant to check a few basic facts. Your comment regarding the "official" stance of the church and the "prophet" reflect poorly on your ability or willingness to research anything subjectively.

Polygamy has not been practiced by the LDS church for over 100 years. Your equating the actions of a brake off group of the LDS church to the LDS church is like equating the actions of any Protestant church to the Catholic church... they are clearly different churches and it is a pretty silly notion to equate them.

I am a former mitt romney supporter, but now i will be voting for Sen. Obama in the general election.

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society...........I think it was his way of laughing at what he didn't get when he thought he sould have had it.........the Republican nonminee..

BTW: "Mormon Trash?" Look in the mirror if you want to see trash.

I really liked the one about his hair. Always great to see someone who can take himself lightly. Goodness knows we need it.

Like him or not, that is pretty funny stuff.

Funny.. but true.
Favored Mitt over John "The Flip Flop" McCain, who is now trying to act like a conservative which he is not..

Romney, the future is still in your hands. I will be watching and ready to support.

Very funny! What a guy to be able to laugh at himself!

Now that's comedy!

yeah sure, he has $300 million in the bank
and he wants to destroy social security.
thanks

Funny! It is nice to know there are politicians that can laugh at themselves!

Would you lighten up ! I tought that was pretty funny actually . Isn't there anybody in the U.S. that doesn't take offence in comedy? This election is so partisan that it's like watching Yankees and Sox fans battle it out in the crowd. Isn't there any place for context , logic , rationale or reflexion in the political scene ? People say that politicians are screwed up , but they represent people that are just as well

That is the funniest thing I've ever read. Very clever.

It is great when you can laugh at yourself.

I just wish that more people understood the true potential that ths man has. It is a shame that people were biased about his religion.

And all we are left with are 3 "bottom of the barrel" candidates.

Too bad he didn't win, I think he is the only one qualified to fix the economy.

If I weren't so bitter, I'd laugh. Wait, I don't live in small town America. So I do and can laugh.

Mitt's sense of humor is pleasantly surprising.

Romney,
the joke is on you, as a politician!
not even with all your money could you garner enough votes to be taken seriously....you could only wish you would get a Nobel peace prize...(READ: it can't be bought)

Very rare quality that someone is able to laugh at themselves...

Mormon trash. I'm glad he dropped out, we don't need something as vile as a Mormon in the White House.

ROMNEY & McCAIN 08

SURE WINNERS

Mitt will rise from the grave and stomp down the liberals like Godzilla on a meth binge in 2012! Go Mitt!

Nice sense of humor. Very funny.

Funny, Mitt. Nice work. I hear Letterman needs writers. Looking for a gig?

very funny, I think he should have stayed in the race

Haha, pretty funny. Who'd have thought the mannequin had it in him?

Haha ... that's awesome. You have to hand it to Mitt - he has a wonderful sense of humour.

I wonder in what category he could win the Nobel prize? I.... really can't think of anything.

Why do politicians wait till they're not running to be funny?

The funnest part is that he is not in the race.

The man has a good sense of humor, thats a GOOD thing but anyone supporting Obama has no humor just ,anger,resentment,and hate!

Who is this guy?

He'd David Letterman now?

he's a funny guy!

Loved it.....Number 5 is alive....way to go Mitt.

I'm an Obama-man but that was pretty funny!

Maybe Obama could create a top ten list after he losses to McCain.

You had a better chance Mitt as an Agnostic.

Get a life.

Obama 08

I think it is interesting that Romney was the only former presidential candidate invited to speak – think the establishment and special interests are trying to push him into the VP slot?

Isnt there a compound in west Texas you need to be getting back to Mitt?

Reason #1: " Wasn't able to get my message across effectively!"

Thank you ABC. Worst debate ever! What about the issues. They spent 90% of the time on tabloid journalism.

Thank God somebody's able to make light of this debacle we call an election

His problem was not having the Scientology machine behind him,
the way Clinton does, keeping her in the race.

Ha! Not bad, Mitt. Not bad!

Pretty clever, I must say.

Democrat.

Romney found out the hard way that money doesn't buy everthing. At the end of the day he felt her a total loser.

Who cares Mr Romney

HILLARY-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

Is he seriously trying to be funny...huh? hahaha

jokes are for comedians!

That's almost as hilarious as the amount of money you wasted on your campaign, Mit.

Why are we wasting news space with this article? Does anyone really care that Mitt had some writer put down a top ten list for him. This story should be on the back space of the Utah Times.

I like a man who can laugh at himself. Way to go Mitt!

Not so funny in light of what's happening in Texas right now. Yes, I know the "official" Mormon church doesn't practice pologamy but the stigma is still there from the founders and the "prophet" of this church.

Pologamy is not the only illegal problem the Texas compound faces. Chilld abuse is not only illegal but fundamentally horribly immoral and cruel.

If he was that funny during the campaign he might have lasted a little longer, won, or had a better shot at VP

The best team in politics?? Surely you guys joust with those HUGH pinheads..

at least be funny when you're tryin' to be funny. sheesh

And this is news how come one tell me how is this CNN or the Weekly world news I mean come one now this is just nuts!!!

Go Obama 08 Yes We Can

WHO CARES ABOUT HIM

You're not funny, Mitt. Stick with what your good at, being an empty void to be filled with lies and political tactics

That dinner was hilarious, especially when Mo Rocca started making fun of Dick Cheney.

Romney, you could not have won with the support of the Osmonds, The Jackson 5, or The Supremes.

Gee, I hope you are not being considered for McCain's VP slot.

actually pretty funny, but obviously we should all be able to see that Mr. Mitt did rhe Dem's a favor. he forcasted a preview into some of the Repub's attack points in the fall.

But still, pretty funny.

I wonder if Mitt was ever living in one of those polygamist camps though, he kinda has that Warren Jeffs look about him.

i actually liked romney!

Oh Romney, you are the living end!