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I do love and respect Mr. Cheney. I would 10 to 1 rather have him president over Bush but he has served his country very well in the VP office. Thanks to Mr. Cheney in large part our country has been safe this last 7+ years.
A HUGE thank you Mr. Cheney and well wishes from all your admirers.

Run for president and we will vote for you.

Patrick,
Take your meds, please. You are delusional.

Cheney: I have run out of adjectives on how to describe you.

Cheney's first name really does describe him in one word.

So much for people having a sense of humor.

Geesh, y'all.

Cheney is heartless MONSTER!!!

Why isn't the mainstream press talking about how Cheney literally admitted to war crimes in a TV interview the other day? Or the Senate Armed Services Committee report that documents how torture policy emanated directly from Rumsfeld and even Bush himself? As if there weren't enough smoking guns already...

crazy cheney should have taken his own advice. now that he has lied,cheated,stole and tortured people, he should just shut the he!! up and go back under the rock he came out from 8 years ago.

Cheney is the most lifelike robot I have ever seen or heard. If only he had human emotions, he would be just like us!

Someone here said the President /v.p. are responsible for killing babies, but if you vote for a pro-abortion candidate, then, you support the killing of babies. There have been 50 MILLION babies murdered in the nice name of abortion, does that not trouble you? A war is never popular, but sometimes neccessary. Whomever moderates this comment page does a lousy job. Hating others is a shameful way to go through life. I think the VP was making an inside joke, I don't even know why it is a big deal, he is not hated by these people like you here hate him. They are politicians, they hang out together, make policy together, etc. If you think they care about you people more than themselves, and each other, you're crazy. Pols are tighter knit than you know, I worked in DC at a federal building, Repubs and Dems hang together all the time.

arent u guys supposed to be in berklee right now protesting the freedom of the shoe-thrower? who, before the war, would've been tortured and killed for such an act? That in itself just goes to show the amazing strides we have made in Iraq, that, only now, is everyone starting to realize, is the ONLY country in the middle east that has a democratically elected gov't, by the people (except for israel)... you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Go back to your dorms, and complain about how some 'right-wing nutjob' said something you don't agree with. It's called freedom of speech. and no, I don't have to trash talk or insult, or get violent to prove my point. E'tu, brute?

I truly believe this administration is going to rock! Buckle up folks for the ride folks cause we are going to see first hand how its done. It won't be done overnight, but Barak and team will get it done.

Ah how ungrateful the far left is. You should be thanking your lucky stars that Bush and Cheney got on offense against terrorists. 75 million people now live in what will become free democracies, thousands of terrorists are dead and there hasn't been an attack on the US since 9/11. I'd vote for Bush/Cheney again if I could.

Now if someone had only given Bush's first Chief of Staff that advice, and he had followed it.

And what did Cheney do . . . when he went HUNTING? 'Enron' all over again!

They must call the comments here the page of hate.

Oh the boys having their fun. No women in the White House or Oval Office – 4 more years of male b.s.

Obama is living in Disney World. Watch for the sparks to fly between Pelosi, Reid and Obama during the first 100 days. Watch for Obama to retreat from his promise to get out of Iraq completely in 16 months. Taxes on the wealthy and corporations ain't gonna happen, and neither is the great tax cut for middle America. And watch for Obama to accelerate the War in Afghanistan which will be the worst decision of his presidency. The US has 20,000 troops in Afghan; Russian could not win in ten years there with 100,000 troops. Ahghanistan will become Obams's Vietnam. In terms of saving the auto industry – this, too, will not happen correctly as the UAW will call in its markers, and without a UAW concession of gigantic proportions, GM and Chrysler are doomed to fail

Love Cheney. Yup. Would have loved it had he been president the last 8 years.

Liberals are Communist,

If all those people in Gitmo are what you say, why don't we give them American trials, we did to like McVeigh. Instead we don't even know who is there, oh Cheney says they are terrorists (few of them probably are), but I don't take Cheney on his word.

Why don't you think Cheney has never been under oath?

Our government, whether you and Rush believe it or not, is based on laws for everybody. Including terrorists, whether middle eastern, American, or Antarctican. Our laws don't destinguish punishments between American citizens, immigrant, illegal immigrants, presidents, vice presidents etc.

Why do you think we even have Gitmo? So Bush and Cheney can claim that US laws don't apply to US territories (a gray area), but I promise you this, the history will not be easy on this administration.

So please, take your Rush talking points, which would not stand in a third world country court, let alone the US court, and get out of here with that garbage. Opinion is not fact.

DICK CHENEY WILL SOON BE LIKE A DOG IN CHAINS.REMEMBER OJ LAST PICTURE TALKING TO THE JUDGE.

POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK. LAST PERSON THAT SHOULD BE GIVING ANYONE ADVICE.

Dick Cheney, history will vindicate you too my man! We are going to miss you.

-The American People... well one of them at appreciated the White House hard work and the moxie to take chances

This coming from Cheney???? The statement seems to say quite a lot about Bush doesn't it!! A president who wasn't in control of anything, mainly his VP. Incredible !!

Isn't it interesting when cheney discloses his authorization to use water boarding (torture), CNN Political Ticker does not even touch it. It is an admitted violation of human rights per the Geneva Convention and the basis of the Japanese war trials convictions. The man would be tried (and probably convicted) as a war criminal if using WWII standards.

So much for your full coverage of the news.

Ahh…how sweet: In between killing babies, destroying the constitution, destroying america and torturing innocent people…Cheney gives people advice.

You are an idiot!!! Why dont you open your home to those nice people at Gitmo or go over to the middle east and tell the terrorist how you love them. I bet your head would be on a platter. What a moron!!

SHUT YOUR LYING FACE CHENEY, AND TURN YOURSELF IN FOR WAR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!!!

What the heck? Does anyone else the see the line on the back of his head?

All humor aside, is this a bad photoshop?

There is nothing humorus about Dick Cheney. He needs to be prosecuted for war crimes, treason and war profiteering.

CNN is too much in the lap of Republican power to author articles about Cheney admitting to all of the above during an ABC interview, so Americans need to go elsewhere to find out the truth obout this dismal and felonious man.

First, barackturnedmerepuclican, take your meds, sit down and shut that hole underneath your nose. People like you don't matter so hush little baby. Second, I really am sickened at how this bastard flaunts his disrespect and outright admittance of the Iraq War and how he authorized torture. The same kind of torture (waterboarding) that the Japanese committed on Allied soldiers and civilians in WWII and we hanged them for what they did for crimes against humanity. Obviously Cheney will never face that kind of justice in this lifetime but as a Christian I believe he will have much to answer for when he dies.

Sounds like heavy-handed humor like a celebrity roast. Sorry, I don't find Cheney funny.

Not a laughing matter.

Cheney is one for advice. Where the hell has he been for the past 8 years?

Cheney is one of architects of the Iraq War, and he's telling anybody to control anybody else?!

Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dick Cheney said this stuff?!?!?!?!?!?!

My God, I've heard it all now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh...how sweet: In between killing babies, destroying the constitution, destroying america and torturing innocent people...Cheney gives people advice.

How nice of him!

Isn't this ironic?
Cheney says control somebody who is in his (Cheneys) position?

Republicans are full of dark humor.

THIS WHOLE THING IS A JOKE TO BUSH AND CHENEY.

HEARTLESS AND COLD-BLOODED WAR MONGERS.

Like Cheney woudl know the first thing about that!!!