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Joe the Plumber tells conservatives he's 'horny'

  Joe the Plumber got hot and bothered in Washington Thursday night.
Joe the Plumber got hot and bothered in Washington Thursday night.

(CNN) - Joe the Plumber got hot and bothered in Washington Thursday night.

Appearing unable to contain his libido in the nation's capital, Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, expressed his sexual urge to a sea of conservatives gathered at Washington's Grand Hyatt hotel.

"God, all this love and everything in the room – I'm horny," Joe said on-stage.

Joe was accepting an award on behalf of the "liberal media" at the 2009 MRC's Gala and DisHonors Awards, a roasting of the "most outrageously biased liberal media reporters." Faux awards of the night included "the Obamagasm" and the "Media Messiah."

Joe, referring to himself as the "token redneck," received a standing ovation while waltzing on stage as "God Bless the USA" played overhead.


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  1. Mobius

    Oh. My. God. Ron Jeremy look out.

    PS – Didn't somebody tell Joe that the 'old bumbling fool and bimbo governor show' was over in November?

    March 20, 2009 01:19 pm at 1:19 pm |
  2. I support Obama

    LOL and this was McCains choice of a campaign model?? Goes to Show again another bad CHOICE of McCain. Would hate to see what he would have done in office by now.. Prob nothing but MISTAKES!!

    March 20, 2009 01:20 pm at 1:20 pm |
  3. arithmetic is liberal

    Pull up your pants. There's already enough cracks in our country.

    March 20, 2009 01:22 pm at 1:22 pm |
  4. Alex

    I think this is more offensive and disturbing than Obama's comment last night.

    March 20, 2009 01:23 pm at 1:23 pm |
  5. gerry in toronto

    Yep, certainly sounds like republcan vp material to me.

    March 20, 2009 01:24 pm at 1:24 pm |
  6. Ken

    Hero worship of self-proclaimed neo-morons. The signature of steadfast [R] idiots. Its like they didn't learn any lessons from 2001-2008. Why am I not all that surprised? The amount of intellectual dishonesty and delusion it takes to prop up thier world-view is just stunning.

    March 20, 2009 01:24 pm at 1:24 pm |
  7. Donna from Colorado Springs

    Joe the plumber.........what a moron!

    March 20, 2009 01:25 pm at 1:25 pm |
  8. kevin

    When will the GOP realize that that this continued grabdstanding via name calling is making the GOP look WEAK.

    March 20, 2009 01:27 pm at 1:27 pm |
  9. Cary

    Ewwwwwwwwww

    March 20, 2009 01:27 pm at 1:27 pm |
  10. GOP-Disaster

    Hey Sammy boy! Your 15 minutes is up!

    March 20, 2009 01:28 pm at 1:28 pm |
  11. please

    The whole JOe thing is too funny. The GOP rallies around a non-licensed plumber, though refer to him as plumber, doesn't pay taxes, and believes man and dinosaur walked hand in hand.

    Sometimes I just have to pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.

    The GOP's new tag line should be= Keeping the Laughs going for the sane

    March 20, 2009 01:28 pm at 1:28 pm |
  12. Carol

    OMG – I'd like to vomit.

    March 20, 2009 01:28 pm at 1:28 pm |
  13. Liz Cook

    Ew.

    That is all.

    March 20, 2009 01:31 pm at 1:31 pm |
  14. Rorschach

    Classy guy.

    March 20, 2009 01:32 pm at 1:32 pm |
  15. Molly

    I just threw up in my mouth!

    March 20, 2009 01:33 pm at 1:33 pm |
  16. Freed_From_W

    For a man not named Joe, who isn't a plumber.... he seems to be fooling a lot of people fairly well.

    Also, gross.

    March 20, 2009 01:33 pm at 1:33 pm |
  17. Gorbashov - Long Beach, Ca.

    I think that I just trew up in my mouth a little bit!

    March 20, 2009 01:34 pm at 1:34 pm |
  18. ANGIE IN PA

    wHAT AN iDIOT

    March 20, 2009 01:34 pm at 1:34 pm |
  19. Breezy

    Can someone please hold my purse while I vomit? I am going to be charitable and suggest that what he is saying is that with all of the Conservative love in the room, his desire to do something that will further the Conservative cause is aroused. "There", that is my good deed for the day.

    March 20, 2009 01:34 pm at 1:34 pm |
  20. Cary

    Can this man say anything to hurt his credibility further?

    March 20, 2009 01:36 pm at 1:36 pm |
  21. AJ

    Talk about someone having overextending fame! This continued infactuation with Joe the Plumber (not even a licensed one at that) and Sarah Palin is just plain silly.

    March 20, 2009 01:37 pm at 1:37 pm |
  22. Shucks

    Oh yeah this guy is really going to improve the image of the Republican party. Before the republicans plan and invite people to functions like this do they ever think how idiotic and moronic they actually look to mindful Americans?

    March 20, 2009 01:37 pm at 1:37 pm |
  23. Sniffit

    Step aside Special Olympics gaffe, here comes the GOP's posterchild.

    March 20, 2009 01:39 pm at 1:39 pm |
  24. Felicia

    What a loser, all the repigs jealous of President Obama anyway

    March 20, 2009 01:40 pm at 1:40 pm |
  25. AVERAGE JOE

    are these people in a different planet?

    March 20, 2009 01:40 pm at 1:40 pm |
  26. Irma in North Carolina

    He most of been thinking about Sarah when he said that.

    March 20, 2009 01:41 pm at 1:41 pm |
  27. Sniffit

    LOL...nothing Palin can't handle...

    March 20, 2009 01:42 pm at 1:42 pm |
  28. Nancy in Illinois

    He's horney? Eeewww!

    March 20, 2009 01:42 pm at 1:42 pm |
  29. Chyna

    Hey Joe, call Ann Coulter to help you.

    March 20, 2009 01:43 pm at 1:43 pm |
  30. Sherry

    What a wonderful representation and role model for the Republican Party! Maybe he can co-host Limbaugh's show or fill in for him. They are like two peas in a pod!

    March 20, 2009 01:43 pm at 1:43 pm |
  31. George

    Need I say more about why the republican party is in the toilet? Joe the Plunger says it all.

    March 20, 2009 01:43 pm at 1:43 pm |
  32. Christopher

    When will he go away?

    March 20, 2009 01:44 pm at 1:44 pm |
  33. Linda, Salt Lake City, Utah

    With guys like this and Rush as "GOP party stars" I don't think the Democrats have much to worry about. Have you actually seen this guy talk? He has no clue – my 5-year old niece has a greater grasp of world and national issues.

    March 20, 2009 01:46 pm at 1:46 pm |
  34. Fitz in Texas

    Oh, bad choice of words Joe. Now all the libs are coming after you.

    No big deal, I'll post what all the libs post...."oh give him a break" "can't the guy just have a little fun' "give him a chance" blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.......................................................

    March 20, 2009 01:46 pm at 1:46 pm |
  35. Babs

    Ewwwwwwwww Ick!!!!!

    March 20, 2009 01:46 pm at 1:46 pm |
  36. Mississippi Mike

    Well, at least he didn't make fun of the handicapped on national TV. I admit, I was feeling a little amorous yesterday evening as well, the missus was smelling of perfume and looking quite sultry...

    March 20, 2009 01:47 pm at 1:47 pm |
  37. Splurge

    The same people demonizing him for his comments which do not denegrate any under-repesented class of people are the same people defending the president of the united states for making retard jokes. Nice.

    March 20, 2009 01:48 pm at 1:48 pm |
  38. cheryl brooks from cali

    This guy what exactly is his profession... he's already lied about himself being a plummer. Honor him for what, for lying... what is with the Repub's and the fact he even went to Israel which I don't understand that move and who's paying for all this... I just think that Joe is a FREE LOADER... JOE THE FREELOADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    March 20, 2009 01:49 pm at 1:49 pm |
  39. Patriot

    Those Republicans are really pulling themselves together after their humiliating defeat to Barack Hussein Obama last year. :)

    March 20, 2009 01:49 pm at 1:49 pm |
  40. Michael M, Phoenix AZ

    Gawds, he's not a "token redneck," more like the token idiot!

    March 20, 2009 01:49 pm at 1:49 pm |
  41. Scott in Texas

    Hey, dummy. Your 15 minutes are now up. Thank God!

    March 20, 2009 01:50 pm at 1:50 pm |
  42. bill

    joe the plumber .is this the best repubs have.oh no they have palinWOW WHAT A BUNCH OF MISFITS

    March 20, 2009 01:51 pm at 1:51 pm |
  43. The Ghost.

    Or-rather-nixed?

    March 20, 2009 01:51 pm at 1:51 pm |
  44. George

    Ruch Limbaigh plugs the republican toilet and Joe the Plunger unplugs it. Wow you republicans are at the bottom of the barrell.

    March 20, 2009 01:52 pm at 1:52 pm |
  45. Peggy - TX

    Samuel Wurzelbacher, eka Joe the Plumber is a wonderful spokesperson for the GOP. He is a vivid example of just how outragiously stupid and gullible many of the low-income Republicans really are who vote against their self-interest again and again.

    March 20, 2009 01:52 pm at 1:52 pm |
  46. Peppermint Patty

    This is all John McCain's fault!!

    March 20, 2009 01:53 pm at 1:53 pm |
  47. Peter TX

    this is the very reason why you shouldn't skip classes

    March 20, 2009 01:54 pm at 1:54 pm |
  48. Chris

    Does your village know it's lost it's idiot Joe?

    March 20, 2009 01:54 pm at 1:54 pm |

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