
(CNN) - Joe the Plumber got hot and bothered in Washington Thursday night.
Appearing unable to contain his libido in the nation's capital, Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, expressed his sexual urge to a sea of conservatives gathered at Washington's Grand Hyatt hotel.
"God, all this love and everything in the room – I'm horny," Joe said on-stage.
Joe was accepting an award on behalf of the "liberal media" at the 2009 MRC's Gala and DisHonors Awards, a roasting of the "most outrageously biased liberal media reporters." Faux awards of the night included "the Obamagasm" and the "Media Messiah."
Joe, referring to himself as the "token redneck," received a standing ovation while waltzing on stage as "God Bless the USA" played overhead.


Oh. My. God. Ron Jeremy look out.
PS – Didn't somebody tell Joe that the 'old bumbling fool and bimbo governor show' was over in November?
LOL and this was McCains choice of a campaign model?? Goes to Show again another bad CHOICE of McCain. Would hate to see what he would have done in office by now.. Prob nothing but MISTAKES!!
Pull up your pants. There's already enough cracks in our country.
I think this is more offensive and disturbing than Obama's comment last night.
Yep, certainly sounds like republcan vp material to me.
Hero worship of self-proclaimed neo-morons. The signature of steadfast [R] idiots. Its like they didn't learn any lessons from 2001-2008. Why am I not all that surprised? The amount of intellectual dishonesty and delusion it takes to prop up thier world-view is just stunning.
Joe the plumber.........what a moron!
When will the GOP realize that that this continued grabdstanding via name calling is making the GOP look WEAK.
Ewwwwwwwwww
Hey Sammy boy! Your 15 minutes is up!
The whole JOe thing is too funny. The GOP rallies around a non-licensed plumber, though refer to him as plumber, doesn't pay taxes, and believes man and dinosaur walked hand in hand.
Sometimes I just have to pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.
The GOP's new tag line should be= Keeping the Laughs going for the sane
OMG – I'd like to vomit.
Ew.
That is all.
Classy guy.
I just threw up in my mouth!
For a man not named Joe, who isn't a plumber.... he seems to be fooling a lot of people fairly well.
Also, gross.
I think that I just trew up in my mouth a little bit!
wHAT AN iDIOT
Can someone please hold my purse while I vomit? I am going to be charitable and suggest that what he is saying is that with all of the Conservative love in the room, his desire to do something that will further the Conservative cause is aroused. "There", that is my good deed for the day.
Can this man say anything to hurt his credibility further?
Talk about someone having overextending fame! This continued infactuation with Joe the Plumber (not even a licensed one at that) and Sarah Palin is just plain silly.
Oh yeah this guy is really going to improve the image of the Republican party. Before the republicans plan and invite people to functions like this do they ever think how idiotic and moronic they actually look to mindful Americans?
Step aside Special Olympics gaffe, here comes the GOP's posterchild.
What a loser, all the repigs jealous of President Obama anyway
are these people in a different planet?
He most of been thinking about Sarah when he said that.
LOL...nothing Palin can't handle...
He's horney? Eeewww!
Hey Joe, call Ann Coulter to help you.
What a wonderful representation and role model for the Republican Party! Maybe he can co-host Limbaugh's show or fill in for him. They are like two peas in a pod!
Need I say more about why the republican party is in the toilet? Joe the Plunger says it all.
When will he go away?
With guys like this and Rush as "GOP party stars" I don't think the Democrats have much to worry about. Have you actually seen this guy talk? He has no clue – my 5-year old niece has a greater grasp of world and national issues.
Oh, bad choice of words Joe. Now all the libs are coming after you.
No big deal, I'll post what all the libs post...."oh give him a break" "can't the guy just have a little fun' "give him a chance" blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.......................................................
Ewwwwwwwww Ick!!!!!
Well, at least he didn't make fun of the handicapped on national TV. I admit, I was feeling a little amorous yesterday evening as well, the missus was smelling of perfume and looking quite sultry...
The same people demonizing him for his comments which do not denegrate any under-repesented class of people are the same people defending the president of the united states for making retard jokes. Nice.
This guy what exactly is his profession... he's already lied about himself being a plummer. Honor him for what, for lying... what is with the Repub's and the fact he even went to Israel which I don't understand that move and who's paying for all this... I just think that Joe is a FREE LOADER... JOE THE FREELOADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those Republicans are really pulling themselves together after their humiliating defeat to Barack Hussein Obama last year.
Gawds, he's not a "token redneck," more like the token idiot!
Hey, dummy. Your 15 minutes are now up. Thank God!
joe the plumber .is this the best repubs have.oh no they have palinWOW WHAT A BUNCH OF MISFITS
Or-rather-nixed?
Ruch Limbaigh plugs the republican toilet and Joe the Plunger unplugs it. Wow you republicans are at the bottom of the barrell.
Samuel Wurzelbacher, eka Joe the Plumber is a wonderful spokesperson for the GOP. He is a vivid example of just how outragiously stupid and gullible many of the low-income Republicans really are who vote against their self-interest again and again.
This is all John McCain's fault!!
this is the very reason why you shouldn't skip classes
Does your village know it's lost it's idiot Joe?