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Speed reader makes Hill debut

Deirdre Walsh


WASHINGTON (CNN) - The congressional speed reader made his committee debut Thursday - but it looks like his brief taste of the limelight may mark his Capitol Hill swan song.

The top Republican on the House Energy and Commerce committee, Texas Rep. Joe Barton, has been threatening to force the committee clerk to read the 900-plus page bill as a way to drag out the markup of the Democrats' climate change legislation. Worried that this could jeopardize his goal of voting the bill out of committee before the Memorial Day break, Democratic Chairman Henry Waxman of California hired a speed reader, in case one was needed to publicly race through the massive bill.

Barton decided not to follow through on his threat - but he wanted to find out what a speed reader sounded like. He requested that one of the Republican amendments be read in full, and asked that the new hire take over for the full time committee clerk. Waxman obliged, and Douglas Wilder sat before the committee and began reading rapidly. He spoke so quickly it was impossible to decipher his words, as listeners began to laugh and applaud.

Barton decided he'd heard enough, and said he didn't need to finish. He then joked with Waxman, that since he went to all that trouble, "we should at least get the benefit of the gentleman's expertise." Smiling, Waxman asked Wilder to state his name and asked if he was available for hire. Wilder enthusiastically told the committee: "yes!"


Filed under: Henry Waxman • House Democrats
soundoff (79 Responses)
  1. ken

    How much money does a stunt like this waste?

    May 21, 2009 06:45 pm at 6:45 pm |
  2. Franky

    Those freaking bastards, here's a guy who just reads fast and here I am hooking everybody, and I read everything! That's it, I'm done with this! Dems are gonna get a bill for me, I've been hooking them up lately, getting tired of them taking advantage of me...as for the GOP...they know what they should do, LOL!!

    That's it Dems, I'm done!! You're gonna hear from my lawyer...after the dynasty, the dynasty, LOL!!

    May 21, 2009 06:46 pm at 6:46 pm |
  3. ken

    Here's an idea, everyone has to read the entire bill and get quizzed on it before they vote for it. Their job is to vote on laws and know what they're voting on. It's stupid that these bills are hundreds of pages long and no one ever reads them.

    May 21, 2009 06:46 pm at 6:46 pm |
  4. The Broker.

    CNN's Back to the Front. Heads up their Tails review.

    May 21, 2009 06:47 pm at 6:47 pm |
  5. BETH

    It's sickening the way the Republicans act like spoiled little rich kids. Enough already!

    May 21, 2009 06:47 pm at 6:47 pm |
  6. Jamie

    Bravo! This was a great story and a good end to a stupid Republican ploy to obstruct (as usual). It's great to have some good humor around once in awhile.

    May 21, 2009 06:48 pm at 6:48 pm |
  7. SLM

    You wouldn't want to take your time and read it. Dems want it passed before anyone can figure out how much this is going to cost us and before we realize they're reacting without a real plan. They want all this spending rushed through before we protest.

    May 21, 2009 06:51 pm at 6:51 pm |
  8. fools, fooled by obama

    Liberal Cowards.

    May 21, 2009 06:54 pm at 6:54 pm |
  9. Peter E

    If a bill is 900 pages long it should just be broken apart so that Congress can rationally consider its parts. There is no sense in making it that long other than feeding their own corruption of sliding every unrelated rider onto that bill. There should be a law limiting bills to at most 100 pages each!

    May 21, 2009 06:55 pm at 6:55 pm |
  10. DaBird

    You don't need a speed reader if you aren't lying to the people. Obama PROMISED 72 hours before signing anything. He has already lied twice. Lie #3 coming up soon.

    May 21, 2009 06:57 pm at 6:57 pm |
  11. Willy Brown

    Now how fast will he say blame bush in?

    May 21, 2009 07:09 pm at 7:09 pm |
  12. Franky

    "The Chinese save more than us and invest even more in infrastructure. Can they overtake us in the world stage?"

    Ohh crap, I was afraid no one would find out already...so, how about that Communism, huh? LOL!!

    May 21, 2009 07:10 pm at 7:10 pm |
  13. Gennie

    Republican Joe Barton came off looking like a fool.

    May 21, 2009 07:11 pm at 7:11 pm |
  14. john

    lol!

    That was soooo funny!!

    May 21, 2009 07:16 pm at 7:16 pm |
  15. Steve (the real one)

    Yet another sad, pathetic waste of out tax money! they act as if governance is a joke! These clowns must go (some on both sides of the aisle)! They could give a rat's furry behind about us and this country!

    May 21, 2009 07:16 pm at 7:16 pm |
  16. RealityKing

    Apparently elected democrats can't read..., progressive education at its best?

    May 21, 2009 07:20 pm at 7:20 pm |
  17. Mishajohn

    And just how much did the Republican's publicity stunt cost the American taxpayer? Rep. Barton should pay out of his own pocket any extra costs – the speedreader's fee and expenses, extra staff time, etc. – incurred. The taxpayers shouldn't shoulder the costs of this bozo's bad idea.

    May 21, 2009 07:23 pm at 7:23 pm |
  18. RealityKing

    "He spoke so quickly it was impossible to decipher his words"

    Is this the same guy that read Nancy the CIA briefings?

    May 21, 2009 07:23 pm at 7:23 pm |
  19. Jimmy the Greek

    Instead of a bill being given time to be read, considered, debated – Democrats look for any way to RAM through their legislation.

    If any ask for the bill to be read (as is the law) Waxman hires an incoherent speed reader.

    Either way – no one understands the meaning of the legislation... simply that Dems want it and are tired of the GOP "meddling" by asking a review!

    May 21, 2009 07:23 pm at 7:23 pm |
  20. Henry

    I am amazed congressional Democ-rats are intelligent enough to come up with this speed reader idea. However, they are not able to come up with legitimate ways to creatively stimulate the economy. The powers of political creativity are amazing.

    May 21, 2009 07:25 pm at 7:25 pm |
  21. Minnesotan

    More pathetic Republican games. Glad to see yet another one backfire on them. Give it up, guys. You've done nothing right in over eight years. What makes you think that the public isn't sick and tired of your insipid ideas and failed policies?

    May 21, 2009 07:26 pm at 7:26 pm |
  22. CNN watchdog

    Can the Democraps make their position any clearer?
    They are not interested in reading or having anyone read the things they vote on. They want to disappear into the back rooms an slip things into these bills. Then after no one reads the bills, they pass them anyway. After the bills are passed, no one can figure out who slipped the pork in.....

    May 21, 2009 07:26 pm at 7:26 pm |
  23. Chris McTaggart

    You got to love the resourcefulness of Rep. Waxman! It made me chuckle!
    They stood up to the bully from Texas and called his bluff... I love it.

    May 21, 2009 07:31 pm at 7:31 pm |
  24. m smith

    Great Idea. Lets see what the repos make of this report.

    May 21, 2009 07:35 pm at 7:35 pm |
  25. Cynthia - Arkansas

    I love this! So much for the Republican great scheme. Better luck next time.

    May 21, 2009 07:37 pm at 7:37 pm |
  26. Dexter Skagway

    Fast, efficient people have no place in government. Throw the bum out!

    May 21, 2009 07:38 pm at 7:38 pm |
  27. Wolves 4 Palin Charlotte, NC

    Republicans wasting our tax dollars, I can't believe it!

    May 21, 2009 07:55 pm at 7:55 pm |
  28. No Incumbents 2010

    Is this bill posted somewhere for transparency? I would like to read it slowly.

    May 21, 2009 07:58 pm at 7:58 pm |
  29. Willy Brown

    How fast can he say "Blame Bush" in 1 minute?

    May 21, 2009 07:59 pm at 7:59 pm |
  30. Agnes

    Is anyone else but me alarmed at the circus that Congress has become? Speed readers? What is next jugglers? I really don't like America sometimes.

    May 21, 2009 08:09 pm at 8:09 pm |
  31. JJ in NY

    What's the difference? Dems don't bother to read the bills they vote for.
    They just blindly follow their ideology, like lemmings .

    May 21, 2009 08:16 pm at 8:16 pm |
  32. dickelocker

    What a lovely, gentle, bipartisan resolution of a procedural problem.
    If only all differences could be worked out so jovially!!
    Actually, many are worked out just so. But we don't hear about it.
    The media focuses on disputes, which are more entertaining.

    May 21, 2009 08:17 pm at 8:17 pm |
  33. wildflower

    Gotta love it! Called their bluff, and the Republicans have to wipe another stonewall tactic from their playbook. Just one question – if they made them listen to the whole thing, would that constitute torture?

    May 21, 2009 08:19 pm at 8:19 pm |
  34. Ernie in LA

    Is this stupid or what? Washington had better enjoy their circus now because next election, things WILL change. The people have the power if they will only stick together an make it happen.

    May 21, 2009 08:20 pm at 8:20 pm |
  35. Had It

    Leave it to a republican to drag their feet and then at the end of it vote NO anyway.

    Vote the Greedy Opposition Party out. We have a lot of work to do to clean up this mess, and we don't need any more republican crap.

    May 21, 2009 08:26 pm at 8:26 pm |
  36. Turnabout is Fair Play

    Wanted to play stupid games to drag it out? The democrats had your number and made you back down with your little threat. Nice attempt to save face by redirecting your embarrassment to the speed reader.

    May 21, 2009 08:31 pm at 8:31 pm |
  37. Lolbama

    ROFL Begala worried that republicans are going to look like obstructionists...wow! I thought James Carville was gonzo...Begala's giving him a run for his money

    May 21, 2009 08:42 pm at 8:42 pm |
  38. Chris

    How must time and money did this cost the tax payers?

    May 21, 2009 08:44 pm at 8:44 pm |
  39. Chris

    How much time and money did this cost the tax payers?

    May 21, 2009 08:44 pm at 8:44 pm |
  40. Robert Minichino

    If the Republicans had wasted the time and money to do something like that they would be raked over the coals.

    May 21, 2009 08:46 pm at 8:46 pm |
  41. Alicia

    So Barton finds this all amusing? Sad. He probably thinks Cheney has a heart and a brain too.

    May 21, 2009 08:46 pm at 8:46 pm |
  42. Justin Albert

    Waxman is awesome - the ugliest toughest little congressman ever!

    May 21, 2009 08:48 pm at 8:48 pm |
  43. Carl Justus

    Hooray for Waxman, maybe the so called Cheney republicans will think, I am sorry, when did a republican think.

    The next time they try to stop legislation maybe they will ask someone about the possibility of what they might do.

    It is too bad the cannot get a some republicans that have grown up and act like lawmakers instead of anchors.

    May 21, 2009 08:53 pm at 8:53 pm |
  44. JB in WI

    Great!!!! Another bill voted for without reading

    May 21, 2009 09:20 pm at 9:20 pm |
  45. Texas Teacher

    Oh, come on.... what a witty little aside to the seriousness of the GOP of late.... thanks for letting us see the human side of the new irrelevant Republican Party....

    now... let's see... and this should be of interest to me because.... ?????

    May 21, 2009 09:20 pm at 9:20 pm |
  46. JK Ashburn, VA

    Congresscreatures. What a bunch of juveniles. And they are OUR representatives. Just swell!

    May 21, 2009 09:24 pm at 9:24 pm |
  47. skyhawkdriver

    I'm glad that these clowns are having such a great time at the taxpayers expense..can you say termlimits

    May 21, 2009 09:24 pm at 9:24 pm |
  48. PF_Harlock

    Well, at least this time the absurdity was funny.

    May 21, 2009 09:36 pm at 9:36 pm |
  49. phoenix86

    What a joke the dems are. They did NOT read the stimulus bill, and now another big tax bill gets presented at the 11th hour. I bet the dems are not present for this "reading" and have not read the bill either.

    Waxman is an IDIOT. Get ready for the government to institutionalize theft as they find another way into the savings of all Americans.

    We don't deserve this type of "democracy".

    May 21, 2009 09:37 pm at 9:37 pm |
  50. Alex in Wisconsin

    That is the funniest thing coming out of congress in decades. I think it was extremely smart of the the Democratic Chairman Waxman to hire a speed reader. I think it was even smarter for the Republican Rep. Barton to back down after hearing this man read.

    May 21, 2009 09:40 pm at 9:40 pm |
  51. Robin

    Is this really how they spend their time and our money?

    May 21, 2009 09:40 pm at 9:40 pm |
  52. Cole

    This, this is how they are spending our money? Would they please stop screwing around and do some work?! If he has never heard a speed reader then go to youTube like everyone else.

    May 21, 2009 09:43 pm at 9:43 pm |
  53. Yaright

    this is what our tax dollars pay for; lots of fun fun fun

    May 21, 2009 09:51 pm at 9:51 pm |
  54. Jake

    I wonder who paid for the speed reader...I am betting it was the American taxpayer.

    May 21, 2009 09:57 pm at 9:57 pm |
  55. Nick

    It's nice to know that people think it's a joke that lawmakers should read the bills before they vote on them.

    The need to pass the read the bills act, as well as the one law at a time act, but I doubt it will happen; can't do anything that would make too much sense

    May 21, 2009 10:06 pm at 10:06 pm |
  56. GOPer

    Lovely – Let's keep passing laws without reading the bills! What the hell is going on here???

    May 21, 2009 10:11 pm at 10:11 pm |
  57. thomas lybbert

    why didn't the democrats bring in a speed reader to go through the spendulous bill in order to bring transparency to that 1.7 trillion dollar piece of crap. you democrats do remember obama said he would allow time for people to read the legislation before he signed it. in this case he only allowed hours.

    May 21, 2009 10:12 pm at 10:12 pm |
  58. stunts like this make me have less faith in govt.

    this is completely NOT what this country was founded for

    Did the framers and after engage in circus like this... absolutely... is it a waste of time, money and shake the faith of the public... absolutely

    the only good thing, the Rubs and Dems laughed together

    May 21, 2009 10:13 pm at 10:13 pm |
  59. jayjayaye Utah

    How sad! Yet more Republican clowning, with the same effect as having Dick Cheney train them in how to shoot themselves in their feet

    May 21, 2009 10:17 pm at 10:17 pm |
  60. John

    this is stupid.

    May 21, 2009 10:28 pm at 10:28 pm |
  61. darko

    What a mockery of our govt. It now seems it is 'wrong' to want legislation read. After the tarp and stimulus, you'd think they'd have learned.

    Funny how every single bill introduced must be passed in record speed so that the president can then take his sweet time in signing it.

    May 21, 2009 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm |
  62. bigboxes

    From a fellow Texan, Barton sucks.

    May 21, 2009 10:36 pm at 10:36 pm |
  63. DAVE N CA

    wow for as smart as all think Liberals are you would have to assume that these senile old blow hards could read there own environmental bill that is going to destroy what's left of the U.S. industry...... priceless....

    May 21, 2009 10:44 pm at 10:44 pm |
  64. Pat, CA

    Are speed readers sort of like Obama's teleprompter?

    I think so, I also think Waxman - a U.S. Senator - should have the capacity to READ a bill on his own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But what do I know! I'm just an average American who manages to muddle through the day on her own, reading all t he stuff that comes her way WITHOUT "speed readers"!

    May 21, 2009 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm |
  65. Proud DHS radical

    What a joke as is all our politcians. Time to boot them all out regardless of party.

    May 21, 2009 10:53 pm at 10:53 pm |
  66. Charles W. Skinner

    Does it actually classify as being read into committee if no one can understand it? The news report indicates that it was impossible to decipher.

    I smell as "substance over form" argument brewing here against future use.

    May 21, 2009 10:56 pm at 10:56 pm |
  67. Dorothy

    I do not understand how our Congress can pass a bill, whether 900 pages or 9,000 pages without reading it. This has come up before. We elect our Congressmen & women & Senators to help the President rule and protect our country and it seems to me we have a circus with Rep Barton being the biggest clown.
    Our country is in such a miserable mess and it seems to me everyone should be buckling down and working together to help get it straightened out. I cannot even imagine the money and time wasted in Washington.

    May 21, 2009 11:15 pm at 11:15 pm |
  68. CHANGE.COM

    Ahhh, the obstructionist attitude outsmarted by Waxman. Way to go, man!

    May 21, 2009 11:16 pm at 11:16 pm |
  69. Ex-republican

    Yes, Democrats gave a good idea to repugs, again!

    May 21, 2009 11:29 pm at 11:29 pm |
  70. rumrunner

    a speed reader? really, am i the only one who just doesn't GET this?

    May 21, 2009 11:50 pm at 11:50 pm |
  71. TCM

    what a travesty for the American people. The republican didn't want to pass the bill before reading...but the liberal pukes like Waxman will rubber stamp anything..
    We as tax payers shouldn't stand for this. Liberals, this is your doing, you elected these idiots like Waxman...reap what you sow.

    May 22, 2009 12:03 am at 12:03 am |
  72. matt lyons

    its good to see some bipartisan humanity if even for a short time

    May 22, 2009 11:11 am at 11:11 am |