Washington (CNN) - President Obama, get in line and give me 100 jumping jacks. And as for you Congress, drop to the floor and pound out 50 pushups.
Michael Moore is pledging to whip Obama and Democrats in Congress into shape – liberal shape – if he is named the next White House chief of staff. And Moore vows to sleep in the White House basement and work for $1 per year if the president hires him.
"Now, don't get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, 7 days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day," Moore writes in a letter posted on his Web site that he said was sent to Obama. "Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me: "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!"
Will it happen? No. There is no indication that current chief of staff Rahm Emanuel is headed for the exit, and even if he was, Obama would never name the liberal filmmaker/commentator/provocateur to this top administration post.
Yet, Moore's rant in many ways echoes a frustrated liberal base that has watched Obama's agenda stall and Republicans regain their footing all within a year's time.
"The idea that even when you elect a Democratic administration and a Democratic Congress with the biggest majorities we have seen in decades, we still end up getting a White House pushing a bunch of corporate-friendly legislation," Jane Hamsher, publisher of the liberal blog Firedoglake, said in an interview with CNN.
Hamsher added that former President George W. Bush didn't enjoy as strong majorities in the House and Senate, yet he was able to marshal his policies though Congress.
"George Bush didn't seem to have any trouble getting his legislation through," she said.
With the midterm elections only months away, Moore is sounding an alarm, warning Obama that he is on the verge of losing control of Congress.
"Let me be clear about one thing: The Democrats on Election Day 2010 are going to get an ass-whoopin' of biblical proportions if things don't change right now," Moore predicts in his letter. "And after the new Republican majority takes over, they, along with a few conservative Democrats in Congress, will get to bipartisanly impeach you for being a socialist and a citizen of Kenya. How nice to see both sides of the aisle working together again! And the brief window we had to fix this country will be gone."
Will Democrats lose control of Congress? Republicans, themselves, acknowledge it is still very much a longshot. But the GOP has come a long way in the past 12 months when they were preoccupied by internal fights and, without a doubt, was a party without a compass.
In his letter, Moore criticizes Obama and Democrats for failing to use their majorities in Congress to help turn the economy around, institute banking reforms and pass health care reform, among other things. And he takes particular aim at Sen. Ben Nelson, D-Nebraska, for demanding favorable treatment for his state in order to get his support for health care reform.
"Just to give you an idea of the new style I'll be bringing with me, when a cornhole like Sen. Ben Nelson tries to hold you up next time, this is what I will tell him in order to get his vote: 'You've got exactly 30 seconds to rescind your demand or I will personally make sure that Nebraska doesn't get one more federal dollar for the rest of Obama's term,' " Moore says in his letter. "And then I will let everyone in your state know that you wear Sooner panties, backwards. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50!'"
Such declarations don't necessarily sit well with many Democrats, especially those who represent so-called Republican "Red States."
While Moore praises Emanuel for devising the campaign strategy that returned House Democrats to power in 2006, the filmmaker charges that the former Illinois congressman is now using his talents to attack liberals. And Moore calls into question the effectiveness of White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs and Senior Adviser David Axelrod.
"I don't know what your team has been up to, but they haven't served you well," Moore says in the letter. "And Rahm, poor Rahm, has turned into a fighter – not of Republicans, but of the left. He called those of us who want universal health care 'f***ing retarded.' Look, I don't know if Rahm is the problem or if it's Gibbs or Axelrod or any of the other great people we owe a debt of thanks to for getting you elected. All I know is that whatever is fueling your White House it's now running on fumes. Time to shake things up! Time to bring me in to get you pumped up every morning! Go Barack! Yay Obama! Fight, Team, Fight!"
Unfortunately, for Moore, he won't be the one in the corner toweling down Obama between rounds with Republicans in the coming months. The best Moore can hope for, the best liberals can hope for, is that the White House starts embracing their policies and political strategies. But even if the White House does move to the left politically, will that help Democrats on Election Day?
No, says a good friend and ace political handicapper Stuart Rothenberg.
"With or without Michael Moore, Democrats are in for a rude awakening in November," says Rothenberg, editor of the non-partisan Rothenberg Political Report. "They are going to lose a significant number of seats in the House and Senate and during the second two years of the Obama administration the White House will have little alternative but to deal with Congressional Republicans if it wants to pass any legislation."
Michael Moore is a big, fat idiot. !
Michael.....make sure you include pictures of the president and wife at the US flag burning functions they attended, before he became president, as a part of his morning routine. Just so he reminded of what his real goals are. Thanks.
Dominican mama 4 Obama March 8th, 2010 4:28 pm ET
BTW for those that think all my praise and support of Obama could not possibly be because he deserves it, but instead because he is Black, may I suggest you read my posts AND OTHER PEOPLE of COLOR's posts on MICHAEL STEELE!
My question is why when liberals (no matter what color) support the President's liberal agenda it is never called racist. On the other hand, when white conservatives don't support it , it is ALWAYS racism and when black conservatives don't we are Uncle Toms? Why is it about policy for you and not me? Something to think about!
I propose Mike joins the crew of the Sea Shepard (from whale wars). Hopefully the next collision send him, the idiot captain and his clueless crew down deep. Maybe the whales will save them.
Get a real job, fatty!
Um, Mr. Moore, I know you're smarter than us idiots in fly-over country, but I don't think the President is elected to 'run' anything. He is simply one branch of our government; his power is checked and balanced by two other branches, one of which is the Congress.
Moore can do 100 jumping jacks? I doubt it, and if he tried, avoid earthquake fault zones during the attempt.
Michael Moore,wow! Another political wannabe.Just what we need another idiot running around trying to fix everything! What's the big difference,liberal or non-liberal nothing ever gets done to help middle America. It's all about who does the best b*** kissing in
Washington. And this bozo thinks he can go there and straighten everybody out? Please,give me a break.
Michael Moore? You've GOT MY VOTE – ALL THE WAY !!!! Oh Please, Make it Happen President Obama, OH PLEASE DO !!!!
Well said Michael.
Right on, Mike!
Michael Moore has expressed my sentiments exactly.
Michael couldn't even do one push-up. He is the epitomy of what's wrong with America. Fat and lazy!
He and all of his wannabes need to pull money out of their own pocketbook, not mine!
This isn't a Republican mess, this an American mess. We've been working on this for many more years than people want to admit.
when people are willing again to take responsiblity for their own situation in life the quicker we will get things turned around. Add a balanced approach to government and we might get out of this situation.
THANK YAH!!!! MM, quote here is so true!! "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!"
Because here is the thing the Republican are saying if the Democrats pass healthcare with out them then it will be political suicide. Well, if that is the case why are they concerned with them doing it? They should be encouraging it and trying to get every Democrat on the Hill to vote for it!!! I mean if they win in November, they can come back in and try to repeal it? Right? Well folks here is the real deal those bozos really don't have a leg to stand on and this scare tactic stuff is all they have left right now!!! The Democrats that are scared to vote for the bill should realize it and stop being whimps!!! Vote for the Healthcare reform and move on to Jobs because we are really getting sick of this no action Congress!!!
Moore do you have any Idea how our government is supposed to work? Obama is a President of these United States of America. Not a king, or a dictator (yet). The will of the people is supposed to be reflected in the actions of those we vote into congress, and yes the presidents seat.
We do not pay these people to impose their will over ours.
Moore your America is not about freedom, but about Oppression, government will be sitting in our living rooms with us telling us what to watch on tv, or what to eat in our kitchens.
That disgusting piece of garbage would fit right in. Somebody better order more doughnuts.
I doubt he himself can do either 100 jumping jacks or 50 pushups...
I would love to see Michael Moore in a position in this administration. We need a little midwestern common sense in Washington, and this guy has it by the truck loads.
Michael would be an excelleny addition to the President's staff.
It never shocks me that this fat cow liberal has no clue how to run anything. All his films are cut, paste, and misleading.
Moore has not a bit of common sense how our government works. Moore envies dictators and socialist countries. If he had his way, our country will join that club.
Even liberals should hide their faces when he speaks for them.
Most likely no Republican could have been elected after the Bush and Cheney debacle. So now we have a African American president that buckles under pressure from the Republicans time after time, then goes to the people thinking they will make congress do what he wants. In 2012 the Republicans will be able to elect just about they want, One more time the poor Black man being used. Obama just does not get it, MOORE SAID IT BE TOUGH MR PRESIDENT.
please Mr. Moore get to those jumping jacks the world will be a better place after your acute myocardial infarction
buahahah.... just read the 100 jumping jacks made me LMAO... look at him... are you sure he can do 100 jumping jacks... ????
Nice idea Michael....so much for the balance of power, and the checks and balances that have helped our government persever over all these years.
The voters did not want McCain/Palin in the white house. That doesn't mean the voters agree with every idea that comes out of the Obama's mouth.