(CNN) – Having run for president once before, you’d think we already know all there is to know about Mitt Romney.
Not so, says the former Massachusetts governor. Appearing on the Late Show with David Letterman Tuesday as part of a media blitz to promote a new edition of his book, the former and likely GOP presidential candidate revealed the “Top Ten Things You Don’t Know About Mitt Romney:
10.) Mitt is short for Mitt-thew.
9.) I can’t begin my day until I’ve read the Washington Post and Kim Kardashian’s tweets.
8.) I’m the guy in the photo that comes with your picture frame.
7.) I spent six months in a Mexican prison for selling black market Pillow Pets.
6.) Do I smell as good as I look? No!
5.) In high school, I was voted “Mittiest.”
4.) I got into politics for the piles and piles of paperwork.
3.) Look for my best-selling biography, “They Call Me Baba Romney.”
2.) I have absolutely no idea where my birth certificate is.
And . . .
1.) Oprah is my half-sister.