Des Moines, Iowa (CNN) - Rick Perry's best asset in the race for the White House these days might just be a pair of Brooks running shoes.
After recovering from a painful summer back surgery that left him weary and unable to exercise, the Texas governor, an avid runner, has returned to old form.
LMAO – What?
Well, just jog on back down to Texas where those beer-drinking hicks loooooovvvee you.
Stay away from the rest of the country.
Perry is running. Not an unexpected sight. In school he ran from classes. As Governor he ran from the truth. And as a candidate he is running from common sense and any possibility of making any more of a fool out of himself than he already has.
Run Little Ricky, run.
This guy should just go home and ask God to forgive him for all of the lies he's told, all of the unearned money he took, all of the decent people he has maligned, and for using God's Holy Words to elevate himself knowing he wasn't being honest. Perry is too unintelligent to lead anything and I cannot believe the good people of Texas let him get away with his underhanded shenanigans all of these years. Either they were too lazy to get out and vote for an educated man or they just didn't care about how their state was being used.
Good, at least your corruption and Fat is melted thereby......Lobby too.