Prove Mitt's not a unicorn, group says in satirizing 'birthers'
May 30th, 2012
03:47 PM ET
2 years ago

Prove Mitt's not a unicorn, group says in satirizing 'birthers'

Washington (CNN) - Call them "unicorners." A liberal group says it has collected more than 19,000 e-mails requesting Arizona officials to confirm Mitt Romney is not a unicorn.

Without such proof, the group Left Action argues with tongue in cheek, Romney may indeed be a unicorn - his dark mane hiding a horn - and therefore ineligible to be on the presidential ballot in November.

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Filed under: 2012 • Arizona • Mitt Romney
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  1. Phinn

    This is easy to prove - Romney has a paper birth certificate that he's willing to release to the public.

    May 30, 2012 03:56 pm at 3:56 pm |
  2. GROVER NORQUIST IS A ENEMY OF THE STATE/ConservaFASCISTS

    I love it! Fight ignorance and bigotry with plain silliness. I needed this laugh. You guys know that Paramount Picture's logo is a unicorn. What you didn't know is that unicorn's name is Willard.

    May 30, 2012 04:01 pm at 4:01 pm |
  3. Devon

    Why dont this Spineless Gutless Coward lose the skirt & take questions from Journalist??? He may not think he has to but we American Citizens have the right to know a person who is running for the highest Office in The World. Please Bishop, LOSE THE SKIRT!!!!!!! Mett the Press, Face the Nation, anythinng else than them Gimmie a Kiss Interviews from Fox.

    May 30, 2012 04:04 pm at 4:04 pm |
  4. cali girl

    hilarious. I guess he should have to prove it, just like they made President Obama and his birth certificate BS how many times.

    May 30, 2012 04:08 pm at 4:08 pm |
  5. Kenny K

    @Phinn

    This is easy to prove – Romney has a paper birth certificate that he's willing to release to the public.
    __________________________________________
    We want to see the paper now. SHOW ME YOUR PAPER!

    May 30, 2012 04:10 pm at 4:10 pm |
  6. Rudy NYC

    Nice Picture. I would bet $10,000 that Mitt Romney was an avid "Mr. Ed" fan.

    May 30, 2012 04:12 pm at 4:12 pm |
  7. Lynda/Minnesota

    "This is easy to prove – Romney has a paper birth certificate that he's willing to release to the public."

    Good for him, because without your original - you know, the one given AT birth - most Americans may not be eligible to vote anymore, let alone run for President of the United States. My original B/C was lost during previous moves while my husband was serving in the Army. I only have a state certified copy such as the one Obama and Trump and Romney have each released. In some states this may no longer qualify for voter ID registration anymore. Better hope we ALL aren't purged from registration rolls.

    Oh, and in Mitt's case, I hope his paper copy doesn't have void written on it - his photocopied one does show VOID on it.

    May 30, 2012 04:13 pm at 4:13 pm |
  8. Me IN HOUSTON

    They should have asked Romney to prove that he is not a robot. Or an android.

    May 30, 2012 04:22 pm at 4:22 pm |
  9. doug

    Devon... grow up. When you come down off your LSD high, then and only then should you be allowed to open your mouth.

    May 30, 2012 04:22 pm at 4:22 pm |
  10. Nelson Colorado Springs Co.

    If Romney father was born in Mexico, that would make Romney is a Mexican American, like President Obama some would say african- American his father was born in Africa but both men are men of color. Look like Romney get a pass because of his light skin color. We got a African-American President Obama and the Republican Party has a Mexican-American as there candidate for president. What going on in this world. SMILE Think About It

    May 30, 2012 04:29 pm at 4:29 pm |
  11. Claudia, Houston, Tx

    I don't care whether Romney has a birth certificate or not, I won't be voting for him just like the birthers didn't vote for President Obama and they won't again.

    May 30, 2012 04:29 pm at 4:29 pm |
  12. Ambrose Smith

    Until I see his birth certificate myself I think he may indeed be a unicorn! Anyone can fake a birth certificate! Right tea baggers?

    May 30, 2012 04:35 pm at 4:35 pm |
  13. Devon

    Yo doug, the Mans a WUSS!!!!!!! He runs like a 2 year old girl when he sees the Press. Yea, youre right, He Likes that Pink Skirt hes wearing. WUSS!!!!!! & its a Free Country, Well not in Tabby nackle land..

    May 30, 2012 04:36 pm at 4:36 pm |
  14. Thomas

    I just want to know why none of Mitt's five sons did any voluntary military service.

    I'm sure the Unicorn comity is not very happy with the affiliation !

    May 30, 2012 04:36 pm at 4:36 pm |
  15. Myviewis

    So this is what that genius John Hlinko came up with??? This is so low IQ of him. Okay, so he makes huge amounts of money coming up with this nonsense, distraction, late night comedy stuff that appeals to all those morons looking for something that fills their small world. Okay, at least Hlinko is making bank deposits and enjoying very good money.

    May 30, 2012 04:37 pm at 4:37 pm |
  16. Devon

    As Mitt sees the Press, He yells, Run Team Tabby Nackle , RUN!!!!!!!!

    May 30, 2012 04:37 pm at 4:37 pm |
  17. Myviewis

    Why would John Hlinko take what happens to our country serious when he has so much money coming in to his bank account. This presidential campaign is just one more book he will write and make money on.

    May 30, 2012 04:41 pm at 4:41 pm |
  18. Devon

    Yo Doug, you like that when Mitt has have Group hugs with gretta & let not your heart be twoubled & two ton treqason Morris huh???/

    May 30, 2012 04:42 pm at 4:42 pm |
  19. getoverit

    More distractions from the left to avoid the real issues plaguing this country.

    May 30, 2012 04:47 pm at 4:47 pm |
  20. arale norimaki

    Donald Trump is a loser. Anybody can go bankrupt once, three times, means you are a loser, or is taken advantage of the system. I do not pay attention to losers!

    Will the Birthers Scrutinize Marco Rubio's U.S. Citizenship?

    The birthers never said a peep about Panama John McCain's birth certificate,

    May 30, 2012 04:48 pm at 4:48 pm |
  21. Woman In California

    What goes around ALWAYS comes around and as much as I am enjoying this... somehow I feel the president is going to come out against this type of behavior but until then, I am going to keep laughing.

    May 30, 2012 04:48 pm at 4:48 pm |
  22. Marie MD

    @phinn, thank you for crawling out of your hole now. The President showed us his long form birth certificate last year and the reason the morally and financially serial cheater from NY is mad is because the President and Seth Meyers swept the floor with him at the correspondent's dinner in 2011.
    All that the bishop from Kola is showing the world is that he will do anything for money. That's called a ho in any language.
    If he was a unicorn I guess the next step is to become extinct? Just wait until November but at least he has than mansion and his car elevators to go back to.

    May 30, 2012 04:48 pm at 4:48 pm |
  23. Sandy

    Romney showed a fake birth certificate. I want to see the long form!

    AND WHERE ARE THE TAX RETURNS! WHY HAVE PEOPLE STOPPED ASKING!

    May 30, 2012 05:08 pm at 5:08 pm |
  24. Myviewis

    Romney could take this as a compliment, afterall, Unicorns are glorified and thought of as a symbol of grace, finesse, purity, can protect from poison, can foretell the future. Legend says that India was saved by a Unicorn from Genghis Khan's invasion.

    May 30, 2012 05:09 pm at 5:09 pm |
  25. GI Joe

    I don't trust Mitt. Any American that puts major amounts of money in the Caymens AND in Swiss accounts should NOT be trusted.

    I will never vote for Mitt. He does very un-American things.

    May 30, 2012 05:09 pm at 5:09 pm |
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