October 18th, 2012
10:40 PM ET
2 years ago

Comedic relief: Obama, Romney bring on the jokes at annual dinner

New York (CNN) – President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney were within arm's length for the second time this week, as they shared the stage at the annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner Thursday and delivered feisty quips at each other's expense.

Donning tuxes at the elaborate event, a traditional election-year stop for presidential candidates, the two paused at the Waldorf Astoria for a night of comedic relief with less than three weeks to go in the already-bitter race.

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Romney followed the event's time-honored tradition of poking a little fun at himself.

Standing before a sea of elegantly dressed guests at the white-tie function, Romney quipped: "A campaign can require a lot of wardrobe changes. Blue jeans in the morning, perhaps. Suit for a lunch fundraiser. Sport coat for dinner. But it's nice to finally relax and to wear what Ann and I wear around the house."

On the heels of a contentious debate Tuesday night, Romney noted he and the president enjoyed "chatting pleasantly" at dinner.

"I credit that of course to the cardinal," he said of American Cardinal Timothy Dolan, who sat with the two men. "It's taken New York's highest spiritual authority to get us back on our best behavior."

Romney went on to deliver a series of zingers, using humor to needle the president and his policies.

The GOP presidential nominee said he wouldn't be surprised to hear Obama mention the better-than-expected September jobs report.

"He knows how to seize a moment, this president, and already has a compelling new campaign slogan: You're better off now than you were four weeks ago," he said.
After several jabs at Obama, Romney took aim at a politician's favorite target: the press.

"I've already seen reports from tonight's dinner. Headline: Obama embraced by Catholics, Romney dines with rich people," he said, to laughter.

Romney closed his remarks on a serious note and offered praise for his opponent.

"Our president has had some very fine and gracious moments. Don't tell him I said so, but our 44th president has many gifts and a beautiful family that would make any man proud," he said. "In our country you can oppose someone in politics and make a confident case against their policies without an ill will. And that's how it is for me."

SEE MORE: PHOTO GALLERY OF THE EVENT

For his part, Obama also took a self-deprecating approach, though he certainly made a few swipes at his opponent. The president drew most of his laughs when he poked fun at his widely panned debate performance in the first presidential showdown earlier this month.

"As some of you may have noticed, I had a lot more energy in our second debate," he said. "I felt really well rested after the nice long nap I had in the first debate."

The night of the debate, October 3, also marked his 20th wedding anniversary with his wife, Michelle. Obama said he learned that "there are worse things that can happen to you on your anniversary than forgetting to buy a gift."

He also took some swipes at Romney, who was sitting just a few feet away. "Earlier today I went shopping at some stores in Midtown, I understand Gov. Romney went shopping FOR some stores in Midtown."

The president further roasted Romney over the GOP nominee's recent trip to Europe, one that faced negative headlines over comments Romney made during the tour to England, Israel and Poland.

"After my foreign trip in 2008, I was attacked as a celebrity, because I was so popular with our allies overseas," he said. "I have to say I'm impressed with how well Gov. Romney has avoided that problem."

The president, however, noted that the two candidates shared one thing in common: their "unusual" names.

"Actually Mitt is his middle name. I wish I could use my middle name," he said, referring to his middle name of "Hussein."

But Obama couldn't finish the night without touting the support of a recent endorsement:

"And we're getting to that time when folks are making up their minds. The other day, Honey Boo-Boo endorsed me," he said, referring to the child star of a new TLC reality show.

"So that's a big relief."

READ MORE: Below is a list of other jokes the candidates made Thursday night.

Romney

"As President Obama surveys the Waldorf banquet room, with everyone in white tie and finery, you have to wonder what he’s thinking. So little time. So much to redistribute."

"I never suggest that the press is biased. I recognize they have their job to do, and I have my job to do. My job is to lay out a positive vision for the future of the country, and their job is to make sure no one else finds out about it."

"Your kind hospitality here tonight gives me a chance to convey my deep and long-held respect for the Catholic church, and special admiration for the apostle St Peter, to whom it is said, upon this rock I will build this church. the story’s all the more inspiring when you consider that he had so many skeptics and scoffers at the time who were heard to say: If you’ve got a church, you didn’t build that."

Obama

"It turns out millions of Americans focused in on the second debate who didn't focus in on the first debate–and I happen to be one of them."

"Win or lose, this is my last political campaign, so I’m trying to drink it all in. Unfortunately, Mayor Bloomberg will only let me have 16 ounces of it."

"I have to admit it can be a grind. Sometimes it feels like this race has dragged on forever. But Paul Ryan assured me that we’ve only been running for 2 hours and 50-something minutes."


Filed under: 2012 • Mitt Romney • New York • President Obama
soundoff (138 Responses)
  1. PDOC

    It amazes me that Gov Romeny came to roast the President versus poke more fun at himself, that goes to show you his character. President Obama had about three things he poked fun at pertaining to Mr Etch-A-Skectch versus the eight times Gov Romney poked at him.....smdh

    October 18, 2012 10:55 pm at 10:55 pm |
  2. Jason

    I actually do wish he could use his middle name.

    It would be a sign of class on behalf of our country if a political leader could use an Islam-associated name without being ostracized or berated.

    October 18, 2012 11:04 pm at 11:04 pm |
  3. Jeff from Houston

    Romney smoked Obama at his own game! Very funny stuff.

    October 18, 2012 11:05 pm at 11:05 pm |
  4. samantha

    Romney is such a good guy.. He can lead our country out of obama's mess. Romney Ryan 2012!

    October 18, 2012 11:09 pm at 11:09 pm |
  5. Jean

    My personal favorite from Romney, referenceing Sesame Street: "The President's remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 trillion"

    October 18, 2012 11:09 pm at 11:09 pm |
  6. Ann

    Romney poked fun at a pope who has been beatified and is on his way to sainthood. Romney had to get his bid in for pro life!!! Such a phony. change your mind after years when it is convenient. Took real pokes at Barack! Mr. Obama was much more polite less fun poked at Romney. Romney's writers must be ATHEIST. Romney family need to respect the presidency.

    October 18, 2012 11:11 pm at 11:11 pm |
  7. Juici

    Luv it!

    October 18, 2012 11:13 pm at 11:13 pm |
  8. Ren Car

    That's the Romney that anybody would love to see. I hope he can use that personality during his campaign. A decent man but it so happens that I do not agree with his policy.. but he is indeed a good man just like Obaman

    October 18, 2012 11:16 pm at 11:16 pm |
  9. JuJuBee

    Nice to see that they both have a sense of humor.

    October 18, 2012 11:16 pm at 11:16 pm |
  10. Victor Lewis

    Romney makes fun of President Obama
    President Obama makes fun of him self
    Is there ever a moment when Mitt Romney is going to stop making everything about Politics, the dude needs to take a chill pill once in a while.

    October 18, 2012 11:17 pm at 11:17 pm |
  11. IaMomOf4

    LOL. A night of playing nice. How sweet...

    October 18, 2012 11:19 pm at 11:19 pm |
  12. WhyWhyWhy

    Honestly, its great to see both candidates sharing some kind words during such a contentious campaign, Bravo to both of them, may the best man win,.

    October 18, 2012 11:19 pm at 11:19 pm |
  13. Anonymous

    It may sound silly, but reading about their ability to joke about and with one another, compliment one another, and be civil is very satisfying.

    October 18, 2012 11:20 pm at 11:20 pm |
  14. tr

    I love President Obama.

    Obama/Biden 2012

    October 18, 2012 11:20 pm at 11:20 pm |
  15. Rob

    Good to see. How about a Romney Obama lead country it would be an excellent balanced approach

    October 18, 2012 11:20 pm at 11:20 pm |
  16. Craig

    Bravo Gentlemen! The good humor from both President Obama and Governor Romeny is appreciated!

    October 18, 2012 11:24 pm at 11:24 pm |
  17. Anonymous

    President obama our nation loves u hope your here for a second term you are here to help the american people and are education systems

    October 18, 2012 11:26 pm at 11:26 pm |
  18. Maria

    Good to see them together, like this, without the politics.

    October 18, 2012 11:28 pm at 11:28 pm |
  19. Kishore

    HAHAHAHAHHAAHA Both the candidates are hilarious dude!

    October 18, 2012 11:30 pm at 11:30 pm |
  20. Iamnotfooled

    "Can't we all just get along?" In memory of Rodney King.

    October 18, 2012 11:32 pm at 11:32 pm |
  21. Aaron Moore

    Love it. Nice to see these two be themselves...and be classy about it.

    October 18, 2012 11:37 pm at 11:37 pm |
  22. Independenthere

    It was really nice to be able to laugh tonight and set political sides aside!
    Romney had the better speech writers that's for sure. He did a great job. Very very funny!!

    October 18, 2012 11:38 pm at 11:38 pm |
  23. Mormons are cultists

    Romney... can't make jokes, but sure knows how to make a mockery of the governor's position and a campaign. What a complete tool.

    October 18, 2012 11:38 pm at 11:38 pm |
  24. AmericanWaxwing

    GOLDEN.

    October 18, 2012 11:42 pm at 11:42 pm |
  25. LBLA

    calm before the storm...

    October 18, 2012 11:44 pm at 11:44 pm |
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