Joe the Plumber tells conservatives he's 'horny'
(CNN) – Joe the Plumber got hot and bothered in Washington Thursday night.
Appearing unable to contain his libido in the nation's capital, Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, expressed his sexual urge to a sea of conservatives gathered at Washington's Grand Hyatt hotel.
"God, all this love and everything in the room – I'm horny," Joe said on-stage.
Joe was accepting an award on behalf of the "liberal media" at the 2009 MRC's Gala and DisHonors Awards, a roasting of the "most outrageously biased liberal media reporters." Faux awards of the night included "the Obamagasm" and the "Media Messiah."
Joe, referring to himself as the "token redneck," received a standing ovation while waltzing on stage as "God Bless the USA" played overhead.
From CNN Politics
- Trump's impeachment team offers raw political defense as Bolton injects fresh drama January 28, 2020 12:28 pm
- Analysis: Bolton blows the impeachment case back open January 28, 2020 06:08 am
- Fact check: 4 things Trump's attorney left out of her arguments about Biden and Burisma January 28, 2020 01:50 am
- Analysis: Bolton bombshell undercuts Trump impeachment defense January 27, 2020 02:36 pm
- Day 6: Impeachment trial scenes the Senate TV cameras won't let you see January 28, 2020 03:01 am
- House Democrats launch health care ads during impeachment trial January 27, 2020 11:18 pm
He most of been thinking about Sarah when he said that.
LOL...nothing Palin can't handle...
He's horney? Eeewww!
Hey Joe, call Ann Coulter to help you.
What a wonderful representation and role model for the Republican Party! Maybe he can co-host Limbaugh's show or fill in for him. They are like two peas in a pod!
Need I say more about why the republican party is in the toilet? Joe the Plunger says it all.
When will he go away?
With guys like this and Rush as "GOP party stars" I don't think the Democrats have much to worry about. Have you actually seen this guy talk? He has no clue – my 5-year old niece has a greater grasp of world and national issues.
Oh, bad choice of words Joe. Now all the libs are coming after you.
No big deal, I'll post what all the libs post...."oh give him a break" "can't the guy just have a little fun' "give him a chance" blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.......................................................
Ewwwwwwwww Ick!!!!!
Well, at least he didn't make fun of the handicapped on national TV. I admit, I was feeling a little amorous yesterday evening as well, the missus was smelling of perfume and looking quite sultry...
The same people demonizing him for his comments which do not denegrate any under-repesented class of people are the same people defending the president of the united states for making retard jokes. Nice.
This guy what exactly is his profession... he's already lied about himself being a plummer. Honor him for what, for lying... what is with the Repub's and the fact he even went to Israel which I don't understand that move and who's paying for all this... I just think that Joe is a FREE LOADER... JOE THE FREELOADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those Republicans are really pulling themselves together after their humiliating defeat to Barack Hussein Obama last year. 🙂
Gawds, he's not a "token redneck," more like the token idiot!
Hey, dummy. Your 15 minutes are now up. Thank God!
joe the plumber .is this the best repubs have.oh no they have palinWOW WHAT A BUNCH OF MISFITS
Or-rather-nixed?
Ruch Limbaigh plugs the republican toilet and Joe the Plunger unplugs it. Wow you republicans are at the bottom of the barrell.
Samuel Wurzelbacher, eka Joe the Plumber is a wonderful spokesperson for the GOP. He is a vivid example of just how outragiously stupid and gullible many of the low-income Republicans really are who vote against their self-interest again and again.
This is all John McCain's fault!!
this is the very reason why you shouldn't skip classes
Does your village know it's lost it's idiot Joe?